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Roy Lichtenstein

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The dog inside: I can only sleep on many cushions and a fluffy blanket and a pillow. The dog outside in the sun:

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

making small talk on a plane is NOT fine. large talk only. you should be verbally assaulting a stranger with your comprehensive knowledge of your airplane's safety failures

submitted 16 hours ago • 55 comments

I am about to watch a Schubert recital at the music school in the town next to me because I like Schubert and I am the youngest person here by probably 30 years and I don’t know anybody and I am higher than giraffe ears I just want you all to enjoy this moment with me

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Just a friendly reminder that nature is always prepared to do whatever it takes.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

To prevent deer from being hit by cars Finland has tried using reflective paint. (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/avoid-deer-strikes-finland-painting-deer-antlers-reflective-paint-180949792/) File this under "solutions to modern problems that summon the old gods."

submitted 7 days ago • 52 comments

Canaletto’s London The Thames from Somerset House Terrace towards the City, painted 1750-51 by Canaletto, died #OTD 1768. Royal Collections Trust

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Microsoft365: I saved your document. Me: Oh great, where? M365: Fucked if I know.

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

"Oasis or Blur?" I asked, trying to discern a mirage in the desert

submitted 41 days ago • 6 comments

"In an earlier post, she wrote: "As for the inevitable death, if I die, I want a loud death, I don't want me in a breaking news story, nor in a number with a group, I want a death that is heard by the world, a trace that lasts forever, and immortal images that neither time nor place can bury."

submitted 10 days ago • 50 comments

this may be the single greatest humblebrag I have ever seen

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

submitted 11 days ago • 67 comments

you'll never be rid of him

submitted 15 days ago • 80 comments

Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts. Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵

submitted 109 days ago • 45 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 19 days ago • 874 comments

I am selling my Epson Perfection V800 scanner. It’s in excellent condition & is the one I used for Outsiders. All proceeds will go towards the Outsiders project touring exhibition as the budget is depleted. It is only £620 plus postage (U.K. only). DM me if interested. It’s a fantastic piece of kit.

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Waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay probably sounds amazing if you don’t know what either are.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

YOU GUYS.

submitted 23 days ago • 322 comments

Artist friends who have a shop, comment below with links! Folks who like to buy merch and art take a look! Your money going to an independent artist instead of a big corporate store means the world to someone and can can literally be life changing

submitted 24 days ago • 315 comments

Where’s Penelope Keith when you need her?

submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments

King of Spain having to give a speech with ski-burn 🤝 Me drinking red wine in friends' overheated houses

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

submitted 27 days ago • 421 comments