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This is like the time Jeremy Corbyn said Putin should be in charge of assessing responsibility for the novichok poisoning, except about a billion times worse

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My slightly meta view on this is that it's ridiculous (and arguably unconservative) to insist that a concept like Englishness, which is substantially cultural and subject to change and indeterminacy, needs to be precisely defined so that the state can "protect" it and classify people accordingly.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

I've been trying to figure out how to depict a round of non-live ammunition, and after hours of effort I've drawn a blank.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

"See it, say it, sort it. No, I mean sortED, someone else will do the sorting, you see. Yes it's clever isn't it"

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Yes, eyesight being an issue is much likelier

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Watching Trump open the letter from Charles and then mumble a bit vaguely and then hand it back to Starmer to tell everyone what it says... Can he... I mean, I know he can read, of course he can read, but... can he read?

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"When I watch Gogglebox I see people who don’t look like me, who don’t talk like me, who don’t have the same experiences or political beliefs, and I see them laugh at what I laugh at, gawp at what shocks me, cry at what touches me, and take the piss out of most of it, and I feel kinship with them"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Not sure if this'll work out, but it's definitely a clever effort. #NewRiverBirds

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What a hopeless mess that article is. If "English" is defined as an inherited, unchangeable ethnicity which is unaffected by citizenship, homeland, moral/political/social outlook, cultural habits and affinities etc, then that doesn't make Englishness a "substantial" concept but a nearly empty one.

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🎵 In the navel Yes, you can store your spare old fluff In the navel No, you can never have enough In the navel Leave your collection to expand In the navel Or retrieve some with your hand

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Well yes, we started off thinking that the escape room would be a fun afternoon's activity, but it turned out to be so cosy that we decided to stay. Much cheaper than renting. And very secure. Been here three years now.

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Follow the money. Applaud the money. Adore the money. Obey the money. Cater to the money's every whim. Earn yourself a place in the money's loyal service and maybe you too can partake in the money.

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it's not surprising a 78 year old has health issues; it's telling that they feel the need to lie about them, as they do so much else

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

Kind of weird that Paul McCartney knew the French for "these are words that go together well" but not "I love you". Would have been more plausible like this: 🎵 I will say the only words I know that you'll understand Bonjour, ça va? J'ai douze ans, j'habite à Liverpool À Liverpool

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People are dunking on this but tbh if we can can get him to focus his megalomania-by-numbers on an AI fantasyland then that will probably be good news for the real world

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Here's @danielfinkelstein.bsky.social on how Liz Truss is selling her reputation and receiving a fair price for it: www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...

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Then as now, a gesture intended to display power and loyalty and to intimidate anyone who isn't "one of us". Whether you're smirking as you do it has no bearing on its meaning.

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This means the defence budget being maybe 8-9% higher than it would have been, and the aid budget being something like 40% lower. I think only one of those two changes is going to have powerful effects.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Have we considered the possibility that Elon just wants to make some new penpals and he's using "What did you do last week?" as a friendly icebreaker

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A typical fingernail grows 3.6cm in a year. It would take 10.7 billion years to grow your nails long enough to reach the moon, 384,400km away. But its orbit is expanding, taking it farther out each year by 3.8cm. So, alas, you will never fulfil your dream of scratching the moon.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I appreciate that "what on earth is Kemi Badenoch talking about" is an extremely unoriginal thought, but on the other hand what on earth is Kemi Badenoch talking about

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Was wondering what a plausibly effective way of "wooing" Trump might be, and it's just money, isn't it. Never mind defence spending, just bribe the fucker with a couple of billion quid a year and he'll play nice

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Obviously this is the kind of glib smug crap that some know-nothing on social media would come up with, but I reckon Zelensky should say "Sure, you can have mineral rights in Crimea, Luhansk, Donetsk, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson. You might need to help us get rid of some squatters first."

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The first US president ever to seek to be the leader of the unfree world.

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BREAKING: US voted against Ukraine's UN resolution which branded Russia the "aggressor" & demanded withdrawal of its troops. US on list of 18 nations also incl Russia, Iran and North Korea to vote against. UK & most European nations among 93 states to back Ukrainian resolution. China abstained.

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"Spend 2.5% (or 3%) of GDP on defence" plays the same role now that "Spend 0.7% on development" did 20 years ago: an essentially arbitrary target whose achievement would have unclear results, but a handy device to chivvy policymakers along when there's a general sense that more needs to be done

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OK, so this is what he meant when he said that his position on Ukraine was "rock solid"

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Age yourself with the first movie you remember seeing in the cinema

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Dear Mr Musk, 1) I started with a bottle of Moët for two Monday 2) Took her for a drink on Tuesday 3) We were making love by Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday 4) We chilled on Sunday 5) Then I wrote this email

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Ah, time to settle down for a Sunday-night watch of what I'm sure will be a delightfully quirky comedy, checks notes The Banshees of Inisherin

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

At that annoying not-quite-post-tummy-ache stage where I want to stuff my face with food but also have to take it very carefully

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Dear Mr Musk, 1) I started with a bottle of Moët for two Monday 2) Took her for a drink on Tuesday 3) We were making love by Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday 4) We chilled on Sunday 5) Then I wrote this email

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Sifting through all the emails, assessing the responses and deciding who to fire sounds like a perfect job for Grok

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The Monopolies and Mergers Commission has ruled that Grammarly must be broken up into Syntaxly and Morphologyly

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

"Just give up a fifth of your country to Putin, and in return you get to give up half your remaining natural resources to me."

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Man finishes daily application of essence of leopardnip facial balm, expresses mild puzzlement at growling sound

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

On my first day in prison, I walked straight up to the biggest, toughest, meanest guy I could find and pointed out a spelling mistake in one of his tattoos. Nobody gave me any trouble after that.

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Among the many weird, stupid aspects of this latest iteration of their "Farage is right, we were shit, vote for us" campaign is that any normal person seeing the words "defend western civilisation" right now is going to think about Putin and Trump, not pronouns and diversity policies

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Hard to see how Canada could be the 51st state of the US when the US has just become the 47th oblast of Russia

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment