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Is it the Joker

I think this illuminates a lot of what we’re seeing lately, which is that (even putting politics aside) Twitter has broken everyone’s brain and made them into Woody Harrelson at the end of that planet of the apes movie youtu.be/sUX_6Mmx670?...

That’s always tough

*reflective pause after a good laugh with friends* …I wish Luigi coulda been here for this

we are aware of the situation

Do you think Cast Away jacked off out there

Okay? Fuck you.

Did Paul Verhoeven direct that Squid Game Dominos commercial

The Left: win your next election with this one weird trick Voters:

*watching Civil War* wow. A civil war would be Bad…

i think that the people interested in recriminations and score settling right now aren’t seriously grappling with the magnitude of what happened and the implications for the rest of our lives. most of us will probably die living in the political order that will emerge out of this election.

Can’t imagine the Hitler thing making any difference because 1.) JD Vance already said this and no one cared, and 2.) most republicans would vote for Hitler if he promised to bring back $2 eggs

Normal platform

Just realized when Mario goes down a pipe and ends up underwater it’s actually piss???

This place is full of little gremlins

Ooh I’m mr. blue Sky😎