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tommyblacksox.bsky.social
Jandek person who also likes ska and metal, gas station sandwich enjoyer, they/them Bice Age
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I cannot stress this enough: The Marijuana Brass

John Adams: Wait, what the fuck happened?? Time travel from 2025: Well, they made a machine that could send money for beer and rich foods while you were in bed, but the machine overthrew the government

Feel like we don't talk enough about Rush ripping off Raymond Scott's "Powerhouse" in "La Villa Strangiato"

From now on, if I'm at a show and the audience is shouting requests, I'm going to request "Cop Killer"

If you want, I'll verify you for $5

New reply opening: "I've had a lot of time to think about my response to this (I had diarrhea at work), and"

Pope Francis has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever on Wednesday

For Easter, please remember that bunnies are not an easy or “starter” pet; they’re a decade or more commitment and they will drink your blood as you sleep.

Power squid Fat larded dick titted warbling fuckwad Elephant moth Machine gun horned elk

I forgot how hard this album goes. It's like new heights for long form screamo

I just imagined making a grilled cheese with sliced pickled jalapenos in the middle

Making an anime version of Snatch (the guy Richie film) only to have Brick Top respond to "here's your fucking shooter" with a classic Rurouni Kenshin "oro?!"

The people who think we can achieve meaningful change without violence and brutality are utterly deluded. But they are also the only people who I want to deal with. Maybe we can't survive, but we should die with honor.

I love when my friends say "if you drink too much and need a ride, please reach out, I won't judge." Pal this is a 25 hour per week position with no benefits and no mileage

Jeromes Dream vs the Specials: "It's More Like a Message to You, Rudy"

here's your assignment this morning: find some joy in the day. eat ice cream for lunch. watch @joshgondelman.bsky.social standup. listen to an album you've neglected. read a few chapters. talk to a toddler. pet a dog. report back to me