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Jandek person who also likes ska and metal, gas station sandwich enjoyer, they/them Bice Age
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I want an Uncle O'Grimacey feature film, and it better have full frontal. Call Paul Verhoeven

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All this talk about "bird flu." Of course it did, that's what it has wings for. Idiot

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What makes it a "men's bathroom" isn't the urinals, it's the first holes in the drywall behind them

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When a visitor shows you their phone and it smells different

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I'm in a mood tonight, so my neighbors are going to learn all the words to Worry. by Jeff Rosenstock

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Who in the Boston scene is getting back together and didn't fucking tell me?!

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Why does this whole thing feel like throwing a tantrum and yelling at all your friends, then calling them two days later to see if they're still mad?

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I don't understand what went wrong with my pasta! Sure I was out of salt for the water, but I had some Gatorade packets, and salt is the fourth ingredient, it should be basically the same.

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Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face

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Now that musk is saying he’s doing the DOGE stuff “because the globalists have plotted a Great Replacement in which they use government handouts to buy votes from illegal immigrants and urban blacks” maybe we don’t have to act like this is about deficits or cost cutting anymore

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Alien vs Freddy vs Mothra vs Titanic vs Kramer

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Doki Doki Panic! At the Disco

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Post the last four albums you listened to

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AS WE TRUDGED ALONG THROUGH THE MUD

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I'd say it's capitalism but a) the two are inexorably intertwined and b) I'm not Black so don't share Nina's lived experiences.

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Me at 8am on a Sunday: oh no, this is too early, I am too le tired Me at 10am the same day: oh no, sleeping in didn't help, I'm so Le tired Me at 11:30 am the same day: this can't be normal to be this Le tired after sleeping in four hours

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I accidentally made a fleshlight out of a butternut squash

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