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Beloved mascot Grok is set to become the first person to be executed by guillotine in 2025, following corrections and fact-checks deemed "unpatriotic" and "treasonous". Read the same paragraph here: tomorrowtodaynews.com/beloved-masc...

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omg no stopit silly 💅

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In a shocking revelation last Thursday, democrat politicians voted that their party can “wait out” the current government. Read full article here: tomorrowtodaynews.com/democrats-ag...

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Hurry down to one of the national parks for a relaxing walk before they are cut down for natural resources!

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The IRS reveals it has 347M active users.

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"American" is set to become the official language of the U.S. following complaints that the level of English in schools is too difficult for many students. Read the same paragraph here: tomorrowtodaynews.com/american-vot...

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In an attempt to keep the Church afloat during these troubled times, the Vatican is subletting parts of the complex, such as St. Peter's Basilica and the Apostolic Palace, via Airbnb to anybody except J.D. Vance. Read the same: tomorrowtodaynews.com/vatican-to-b...

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Only 47%? Still??

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In a shocking discovery last Friday, the group funding the recent Tesla protests, amongst other organised leftist attacks, was exposed by an anonymous hacker. Read full article here: tomorrowtodaynews.com/tesla-protes...

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The government has activated the White House's robot defense system, with electric fences and gun turrets, in preparation for the expected public reaction to next week's executive orders. Read the same paragraph here: tomorrowtodaynews.com/white-house-...

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A surprise for mothers all across the U.S., scientists have revealed that 2-hour skincare routines with exfoliation, anti-wrinkle eye cream and contouring are not necessary for children under 6 months. Read the same paragraph here: tomorrowtodaynews.com/2-hour-skinc...

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How will things change following the gay government takeover planned for next Thursday? President of the LGBT community responds: youtu.be/KnwLNNzbOTU?...

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Frère Inc. has requested users say "please" and "thank you" to their chatbot to not cause possible negative future consequences. Read here: tomorrowtodaynews.com/ai-company-r...

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Sierra Philips, 39, was caught between dangerous graffiti artist Antonio González being chased by police through Brooklyn last Tuesday. Sierra is making a full recovery, and neighbors have chipped in to help with her hospital fees. Read a similar thing here: tomorrowtodaynews.com/heartwarming...

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Smash that follow button for more amazing hacks to turn your nana’s grave into the Coachella main stage of the cemetery this Good Friday—bougie, bold, and absolutely unmissable.

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Linguists will remove negative terms such as “incompetent”, “charlatan”, and “inept”, and promote positive terminology such as “savior”, “gratitude”, and “respect”. Read full article: tomorrowtodaynews.com/language-sci...

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