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Ah yes, replace meat with eggs. Much cheaper.
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Cut down trees from national parks to build the scaffolds.
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The answer is simple: Just buy the illegal immigrants before they are deported.
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You are forgetting option 3: Buy an NFT with bitcoin you got from a rugpull after going viral.
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It is a joke: We would never allow our employees to work from home, as it reduces natural face-to-face communication and meetings about why employees are quitting.
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The main problem is the cost of the iPhones would go up as CECOT would be forced to provide "food" and "water" to the workers.
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Duck for me please, I would like to be hunted.
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Starbase is the short form of Starkiller Base
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To prevent this in our office, we have installed more secure security measures where our external employees have to log back in every 12 minutes via face id.
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"Don't worry, I didn't do anything to the car haha"
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In the meantime, the Vatican can be rented through Airbnb
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Finally! We have been anxiously awaiting this all year
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Repect his authoritaaah
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Note that this does not include the immigrant fish who have been deported to lakes in El Salvador.
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Many thanks for your application. However, I'm afraid the only position we are currently looking to fill is Replacement Carrier Pigeon due to Nathan's incident last winter solstice.
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In our office we gather twice a year, on International Doodle Dog Day and the Winter Solstice, and communicate via carrier pigeon between booths.
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No need to panic: He clarified that this plunge is like an ice bath by a jacuzzi, and that it's just a little shock before everything goes back to normal.
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Does it work if we share with NT people instead?
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Electing a cat as the vice-Pope
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His full name is James Department Of Defense Vance
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They should let the Pope marry so there can also be a First Lady/Husband
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Weirdly predictable!
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5 loaves, 2 fish, and 153 million iPhones for the masses
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The administration appears to be unaware that the botox injections contain small amounts of vaccine
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The Power Of Hopeâ„¢
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They revealed the post includes 3 emojis and a reference to the trending song "Gangnam Style"
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"We Haven't Heard From You In A While"
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We wrote a joke article about this 3 days ago - nice to know we can tell the future 😊
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We wrote a joke article about this 3 days ago - nice to know we can tell the future 😊
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We wrote a joke article about this 3 days ago - nice to know we can tell the future 😊
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Literally wrote a joke article about this 3 days ago - nice to know we can tell the future 😊
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Literally wrote a joke article about this 3 days ago - nice to know I can tell the future 😊
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Also included in this list of non-suspicious-but-potential-terrorists are Antonio Banderas, Jennifer Lopez and Rachel Zegler.
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Rather than removing them from their homes and shipping them to the U.S., the import will consist of taking over Canada and Greenland and turning the citizens into "Noveau Americana"