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accidentally said “sprint gooning” instead of “sprint grooming” at work

measuring cups and spoons on a ring is the worst invention of all time

Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom is actually the future of Pokémon games.

1 argument between now & dec 24th & ain’t nobody getting shit for christmas

how it feels to not be forty on this app

it’s funny how it legitimately feels like the world is a horrible degrading place but at the same time the best it’s ever been in human history overall… i guess the two can coexist since every peak has its fall

you can tell when someone’s an out of touch millennial/gen Xer when they still complain about kids with broccoli hair today

🛋️ Ongoing Minimalists Guide - What you Should & Shouldn’t Splurge 💵 on ❌DONT: splurge on shampoo, it just needs to clean ✅DO: get quality conditioner, this affects your hair’s health ❌DONT: buy moisturizers with actives infused ✅DO: buy pure, high quality serums for any actives + basic moisturizer

how old do you have to be before you can feel like you’ve “seen it all”

What happens when you use 100% of your gmail storage? Do all emails to you bounce back or get lost in a void or something?

just bit into a frozen block of almond butter and shifted my teeth wtf

sad to say that cuffed pants are indeed back in style in brooklyn

i’m sorry fireplace on the TV is cheugy

books need chapters! i don’t want to read a huge novel that’s only split into parts 1, 2, and 3

“dress for the job you want” the job i want:

the lettuce on my taco bell after reheating it

pondering

i never realized it was common for other dudes to use their phone while actively peeing in a urinal

Am i the only one who grew up in a family where basically all Christmas gifts were “surprises”? We never got money or gift cards and most of the gifts were inferred based on what the giver knows about you, we would never ask for a specific thing

I can only hope that all the widespread negative reception to A.I. slop like Spotify Wrapped and the Coca-Cola commercial leads to a renewed appreciation for human led design and product development

The first generative AI prompt was “Let there be light”

i do not play about 360 #SpotifyWrapped

by the time i found the courage to speak up i didn’t have anything to say

What would you do if you ate someone’s dish at an office pot luck and later on found out they used raw milk in it?

my metabolism at 27 is so much worse then my metabolism at 25 it’s unreal

you know how aliens / UFOs keep getting seen coming out of the ocean? we always talk about aliens coming to earth… what if they’re leaving 😰 what do they know is about to happen?

☺️ I really hope #promosky can help me become friends with others who like to think about stuff like: 🪦 Nuclear semiotics 🏰 Medieval mysteries (Ex: Green children of Woolpit, Pied Piper) 👣 Paleoanthropology 🕯️ Catholicism as witchcraft 🩻 Techno-dystopia / cyberpunk 🪞 Magical realism

i’ve really been CRAVING lasagna alla bolognese lately

is ollipop good for you

i thought rachel sennott and kai cenat were related

one of my biggest regrets in college is not taking advantage of the gym for those 4 years

my mutant ability is that my skin never turns green from even the cheapest jewelry