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Trump: ‘VICTORY MY PEOPLE! I GIVE YOU PEACE!’ (an aid whispers something in his ear) Trump: “THAT’S BULLSHIT, I OBLITERATED EVERYTHING’ Reporter: “Wait, ok you’re saying that YOU’RE Obliterated. Right🙄

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11/10/13: “ I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly, not skilled.” 09/16/13, ”I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face.” - Donald Trump

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Trump just dropped 162,000 pounds of “BOMBS” on Iran. But we’re not at war so don’t worry.

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now is a time for PEACE! (after the very successful..) 30,000 lb. BOMBS!💘 ☮️✌️ ☮️✌️ ☮️✌️ ☮️✌️

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“🎶And it’s one two three” etc.🎶

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‘AIRSPACE’ IS ONE WORD, MORON

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If Donald Trump gets dementia… Actually how will we know?🤔

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Actual insurrection to prevent presidential election certification. Response: McDonalds, Diet Coke & TV Protests against non-existent ‘invasion’ by nobody. Response: Marines with AR-27’s.

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Have you heard? Heg-Scotch&Soda is renaming a ship “Earlier this week, Military.com reported that Hegseth ordered the renaming of the USNS Harvey Milk.” New name? Chocolate Milk? No wait, too racist.🙄

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Trump: “I would have won Pennsylvania” Musk: “You’re old fat & ugly” Trump: “At least I’m not a drug addict” Musk: “You’re not? Says who?” Trump: “I can cancel your contracts” Musk: “I can let your astronauts suffocate in space” (this continues for hours)

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Trump “I was never on Epstein’s Plane, or at his ‘stupid’ Island." Flight logs show Trump flew on the plane SEVEN times. The logs don’t explicitly say if underage girls were on the plane any of the Seven times that Trump flew Pedophile Airlines

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And as we predicted, Donnie2dolls eventually throws everybody under the bus. Be careful Elon can DESTROY your House Majority. And you can’t stop him hahaa!

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Now remember, he’s as high as a MuskX rocket while writing this. 💊 💊 💊

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😂

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Dear NYT. It would have been nice to know Musk was a sick twisted addict BEFORE he got Trump elected. But hey, go on being idiots.

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Trump to Ukraine: “You have to agree! You’ve got no cards!!” Ukraine: “Well actually we’ve got these drones”

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Tariff Illegality and Refund: “If a court finds that tariffs are illegal, it means they were imposed without proper authority or in violation of the law. This could lead to a refund of the money collected, as it was improperly taken, according to the BBC.” Lol

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So here’s Dr. Shannon Klingman hiding behind somebody😬. She’s for 3 yrs, been saying on her Lumē commercials “Why didn’t somebody think of this sooner?” Ok, fair question Shannon. But Shannon’s in her 50’s & she’s been practicing for over 25yrs. So Doc, why didn’t YOU think of it sooner, mm?🤔

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I bought a ben Hogan golf shirt 3 days ago $11.99 Wrong size so I went to exchange it for a smaller size. Since 4 days ago the price went from $14.99 to $16.99 today. So I owed them $5. For the same fuckin shirt. Most people apparently will not believe anything until they see it OK, SEE IT. MAGA

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I would like to be the 1st ‘blueskyer’ to congratulate President Trump on his historic deal with China. Everything will now cost only 30% more Instead 145% more! Yay. ThingX on November 10th 2024 cost $100. If the deal holds, ThingX will only cost $130, Instead of $245. Many thanks

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👌😏

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Forever, he shall be #DonnyTwoDolls #Donny2Dolls

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Interesting use of “criminals”. In this country, criminals are determined by courts & juries you criminal asshole. But let’s think. With SCOTUS ruling, the next pres can ‘determine’ you’re a criminal terrorist, trust him Then he can have the military take you out & it’s an official act, so it’s ok

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They should’ve brought Hegseth to the meeting in El Salvador with Garcia. Heggie would’ve slurped up ALLL them Margaritas🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹

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They’re going to ask for a meeting with Garcia. The reply of ‘no’ from Bukele will be the first indication that he’ll never be found alive.

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Shaheds are Russian drones with bombs.

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My better fear is that Garcia has been abused or beaten. My worst fear is that in the country where he was targeted BY the gang, he may already be gone.

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Tootsie Pop study. How long to the chocolaty center!?! Purdue University study: A "licking machine" took an average of 364 licks, while 20 students averaged 252 licks. Ah but what if you suck🤔. Wow I went a long way for that line😜

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I’d like to announce that I’m charging a time tarriff. People been ripping me off for years & now they have to pay to correct the unfair imbalance. If you want to post compliments it’s free. If you disagree or otherwise waste my time ($190 per hr), or bullshit my feed, it’s a 125% as of midnight!

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Karoliná KonJob says they can deport American citizens. You CAN’T just deport an American citizen. You have to denaturalize them, then you can do it. Denaturalization is a complex process. Trump could’ve/should’ve hired thousands of judges to handle the cases that he is already on the hook for

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When Trump and Netanyahu have a press conference they really should put down a tarp to catch all the jizz from jerking each other off.

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Trump: “Tariffs are a beautiful thing to behold” Also, hoof in mouth is my favorite disease.

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It’s called economic Munchhausen by proxy, where you make a nation sick, in order to claim to be healing a sick nation. We won’t survive it if we let it go any further. #RecallTrump

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Everywhere I went today everyone was angry. The restaurant staff, the customers, drivers on the road. I wonder what they’re mad about🙄 I wonder. I wonder what could possibly have happened that made EVERY single BODY so angry?🤔

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Apparently I now have a 201-K?😕

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The more I see clips of Musk on TV & in interviews, the more I realize that he’s high, the entire time. I’ve been saying it for months, but I didn’t realize how right I was. Dancing & prancing with gas-powered yard equipment, his Seig Heil in an almost manic state. He’s a dangerous drug addict.

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