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tomrn.bsky.social
Nurse. Patient (end-stage heart failure due to HOCM, heart transplant 5 Oct 2024; Crohn’s disease). Tired. Snarky one-liner to show I’m hip goes here.
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RIP tiktok

submitted 42 days ago • 58 comments

I'm HOLLERING 💀💀💀💀 www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncn...

submitted 42 days ago • 21 comments

Is this a *literal* “No True Scotsman?”

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 77 days ago • 1119 comments

The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk

submitted 108 days ago • 12 comments

Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open

submitted 84 days ago • 217 comments

HOW TO HAIKU Do five syllables Then do seven syllables Then do five again

submitted 87 days ago • 22 comments

CARTOON OF THE DAY

submitted 88 days ago • 203 comments

The @washingtonpost.com is definitely just trolling us now

submitted 90 days ago • 668 comments

Black Friday Small business Saturday Church wants its share Sunday Cyber Monday Swap meet Tuesday Estate sale Wednesday Flea market Thursday Yard sale Friday Walmart loading doc where Clarence will make cut you a deal Saturday

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

Great band name,,, YEAH BOY GEORGE HARRISON FORD COPPOLA

submitted 104 days ago • 118 comments

Until the dopamine wears off, I will be telling you 80s Alternative Club songs you’ve been looking for and why you haven’t found them. First up: “All Roads Lead to You” by Red Flag. You couldn’t find it because you thought it was Depeche Mode.

submitted 104 days ago • 55 comments

No.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Forget having a favorite eye on the stove. One of the true joys of getting older is having a favorite pair of readers.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Can you guess what these are? (Hint: They're stars!) Yes, seriously. This is a super cool bit of astrophotography — find out all about it at (you guessd it) my newsletter: badastronomy.substack.com/p/star-art-k... 🧪 🔭

submitted 527 days ago • 5 comments

Whenever you walk by your router you should point at it and say "thats where my homies from online live"

submitted 619 days ago • 6 comments

It's been a minute since I've written an OpEd for @sciam.bsky.social, but a new one just posted: In which I am angrily disgusted at Apollo Moon landing deniers, and how they play into the greater conspiracy theorist mindset destroying our country. www.scientificamerican.com/article/moon... 🔭 🧪

submitted 533 days ago • 18 comments

Thanks, I hate it.

submitted 533 days ago • 0 comments

Vroom.

submitted 533 days ago • 0 comments

Since the word ‘socialism’ is apparently so terrifying, let me be clear: Every advanced country on planet earth pools resources for the common good. This is how a society functions.

submitted 536 days ago • 9 comments

If man sized he be, that's Magilla you see If ten thousand pounds, that's Grape Ape you've found.

submitted 535 days ago • 12 comments

The face of a pedestrian safety campaign in DC seriously injured in a hit-and-run near the National Mall www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/m...

submitted 538 days ago • 4 comments

Glad this plane survived its harrowing passage through the photosphere intact

submitted 541 days ago • 43 comments

I just found out that the literal translation of the Mandarin word for penguin is “business goose” and my day improved 500%

submitted 541 days ago • 47 comments