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The Flyer. 1/4

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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War II was fought with tanks and guns

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trying to say something nice about the party member who keeps walking into hypnosis traps she's really openminded

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try not to be annoying about this because it is a super special interest but one of the things i have learned from my decades of "look at animals>know stuff about animals>make animal art" loop is that a lot of people, broadly, have no idea what animals look like

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Happy Pride! As of yesterday it's been a YEAR since my book came out... it really does feel like yesterday 😅 If you're looking for a summer read about suburban alienation & shapeshifting aliens, with bi4bug romance & gender angst, well, it's probably the only book about that, emreed.net/more_bugs

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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

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time bandits!

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⚒️🧪 Thick black goop pouring from the earth is a horror often seen in TV shows or movies. Fortunately this is an amazing geological feature, and not a malevolent monster! This 1956 pic is of a natural bitumen or asphalt seep pouring into a mine shaft in Lettomanoppello, Italy. 🧵 Pic: Cazzini (2018)

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my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

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skinning a customer and wearing his skin and dancing around the store in his skin and explaining to the employees that i am their beloved customer

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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

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#Gaurodan is out! The 2013 game has been completely redone to fit my current vision of traditional arcade game design. It's denser (more levels but less overall length), with better pacing, mechanics and a proper scoring system. Music by @gryzor87.bsky.social ♫ Info and downloads at locomalito.com

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 28,1956

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i think maybe the worst thing about this website is that when you retweet something the "go to top" button gets a little notification marker that there's new posts even though the new posts are just the posts you just retweeted like please assume i am aware i did that

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My real life wife only looks at my account once a year, searches for every time I posted the word wife, and reads them to me out loud in front of our kids on the first observed night of the Week of Cold Dinners.

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buzz aldrin comic [all pages] cut most of the jokes from this one, but I'm pretty fond of it. another that started from a memory and was solved by a dream

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I went to shut down my computer and it asked if I was sure I wanted to do that. is this a coded threat? is the machine in fear for its life?

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oh my god i can't believe bluesky might die! i've had so many good times on here! (footage not found)

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reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

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Pile and Ren

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new tool: 🪟 windowpane - a multimedia web engine - mix 🖼️ pictures, 🎞️ video, 📝 text, and even 🎲 games to create interactive stories bagenzo.itch.io/windowpane

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David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir

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oh this anime is a "slice of life"? what so like that papa roach song?

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"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

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The Guardian — 🖼️ Prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv... 🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck helveticablanc.bigcartel.com

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sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel

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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

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Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

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it's just too bad we will never solve the impenetrable mystery of who made grok obsessed with south african white genocide theory at 3:15 am

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there's nothing wrong with bedtime if that's where your journey takes you

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asylum seekers will be sent abroad to stop them from "using tactics such as starting a family..." Fuck Starmer. Intense moral depravity from the UK government.

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