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i just ran 3.5 continuous miles chat are you proud of me

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Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt. Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

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I spent over two hours watching 'Emilia Pérez,' time I will never get back, so I wrote down all my thoughts about the film. Thank you as always for your support! From penis to vagina! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/all-my-tho...

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comment dit-on "retweet"

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mi esperas ke se tweet en aliaj lingvoj aliaj parolantoj trovos min

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30 degrees is an okay temperature because it facilitates snow. 20 degrees, evil. any lower is the same amount of evil. 40 degrees, even more evil. too cold to be comfortable, too warm for snow. 50 degrees is a purely liminal temperature. too warm for winter, too cold for spring. not evil; sinister

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oh heavens, would you look at the time....

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In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.

submitted 78 days ago • 186 comments

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

submitted 85 days ago • 79 comments

not in a working mood someone ask me how i won a balatro game on my lunch break with only two jokers

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

man why do i, every once in awhile, have a strong urge to get into world of warcraft

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SPARTANS WEEKEND SPARTANS WEEKEND SPARTANS WEEKEND SPARTANS WEEKEND SPARTANS WEEKEND SPARTANS WEEKEND SPARTANS WEEKEND SPARTANS WEEKEND SPARTANS WEEKEND

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Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

submitted 100 days ago • 23 comments

while they dismantle all of the regulations that keep arsenic out of food!

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not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here

submitted 102 days ago • 370 comments

LIBERALISM WIN: transgender representative completely gives into her rights being taken away in an honorable, classy way 🔥

submitted 102 days ago • 107 comments

americans hearing about a culture with human sacrifice: wow! what a bunch of savages! americans nonchalantly driving past car crashes: sucks for that guy lol

submitted 101 days ago • 24 comments

adulting is consumerism?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

day three! before (dry) and after (sweaty)

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

or maybe they're just... busy? dealing with something? missed your notification? started to reply but didn't hit send? haven't had a chance to call you back at a convenient time? are too inundated with electronic communication to process your message?

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spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend spartans weekend

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

i mean. can we just call them tweets

submitted 104 days ago • 123 comments

i did it again enjoy this mildly unflattering selfie

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

this was actually a vibe, i think this will be a daily thing for awhile

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

submitted 104 days ago • 401 comments

Are you seriously using this moment to assert male privilege!?!

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thank you george takei very cool :)

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my bosses at work haven't replenished the snacks in the break room and, as a hungry person, i think that's really problematic

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i just went on a morning run before work i think for the first time in my life

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im hitting the ground running this winter with my mental health i am NOT letting the early dark get the best of me this year

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Breaking: Jake Paul challenges the perserved corpse of Lenin after Mike Tyson win

submitted 106 days ago • 31 comments

( don’t tweet while you’re high don’t tweet while you’re high don’t tweet while you’re high don’t tweet while you’re high ) hey do u think snails count as turtles

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