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tonygoldmark.bsky.social
He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Multi-hundredaire. Cola wars centrist. Ideologically leftist but pragmatically liberal, so nobody likes me. Just chillin' in the valley of despair.
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Thunderbolts being the first movie I see out of the psych ward was a good choice I may have cried

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

"You're not the Rebellion, you're the Empire" said the literal empire to the people rebelling against it.

submitted 2 hours ago • 7 comments

The alternative would be admitting that women have a right not to drop everything and have sex with them, and maybe they should consider not being unfuckable chuds, and that’s apparently unthinkable.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

It's very simple: if you're a "progressive" who refuses to vote for Democrats, then you're not actually serious about progressive causes. At all. You're not willing to play the long game, like the conservatives have always done, and that is why you lose.

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

give me a christian denomination and ill rate it based on how scared or how relieved i would be if their version of jesus came to earth

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Happy May the 4th everybody! Here's an episode on Star Wars that we fished out of an alternate timeline... escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/star-wars-ep...

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Remove a letter, ruin a movie: FINDING EMO

submitted 9 hours ago • 4 comments

Every. single. woman. I know in real life. has experienced multiple instances of sexual assault/sexual harassment from men. Including myself. Miss me with the “it’s so hard being a young man right now because people don’t like men” shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

The Star Wars franchise and fandom in a nutshell as portrayed and recreated by @tonygoldmark.bsky.social 😅🤣

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

This bit from @doggans.com, “Dave Does Disney Tenth Anniversary Celebrastream”, of @tonygoldmark.bsky.social questioning why R2-D2 would need a chair at the Star Tours ride never fails to make me laugh 😅

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

empathy is important, people falling down those rabbit holes NEED to know that you their loved ones will be there for them when and if they leave but empathy must be paired with a hard line. "No I do not believe this. No I will not debate certain things. If you cross this line we no longer talk."

submitted 19 hours ago • 59 comments

This is a great new feature for this app actually

submitted 23 hours ago • 51 comments

Republicans in 1960: We can't let Kennedy win! He's a Catholic! He'll take orders directly from the Pope! Republicans in 2025:

submitted 19 hours ago • 9 comments

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social youtu.be/3uj7YRKfxlo?...

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Okay, random brainstorm: what if the press starts relentlessly asking Trump whether or not he can defeat a gorilla in hand-to-hand combat. Then just see how things escalate.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

If a gorilla can indeed kill 100 men can I choose the men.

submitted 21 hours ago • 15 comments

So, um... ...Without spoiling anything, there's a sequence in Thunderbolts* which I'm PRETTY sure is an intentional homage to a sequence in The Emperor's New Groove. I think you'll know it when you see it.

submitted 23 hours ago • 18 comments

My grandmother, Bernice Goldmark, was born on May 3, 1925. Today would've been her 100th birthday. Here are some of my favorite paintings of hers.

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

Yeah, imagine. Y'know, the only reason the Founding Fathers put our voting day on a Tuesday was so 18th century rural citizens could have the TIME to physically travel to the voting centers. Now we have these things called cars.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social The toppling of a Trump clone in Australia’s election really hammers home how compulsory voting on weekends keeps fascism at bay, I had time for a four hour D&D session, Free Comic Book Day AND voting. Imagine what it could do for Americans at the polls.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

To all those who said boycotting Target was a waste of time. It wasn't. Keep it up, y'all!

submitted 1 day ago • 1691 comments

Remembering watching the Hawkeye Disney+ series tonight and that scene with Florence Pugh and Hailee Steinfeld bantering and stealing the show in light of the two top movie in the box office right now and ... yeah they're both incredible at their craft.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

You know what. MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER MADE TRANS CRAB EXPERIMENTS, AND SOME OF THEM HELPED QUEER HUMANS, ESPECIALLY THE TRANS COMMUNITY. THIS IS CANON BECAUSE I SAID SO. FUCK YOU, DISNEY!!! MY CRAB EXPERIMENTS ARE QUEER AS FUCK, SO FIGHT ME!!!

submitted 137 days ago • 3 comments

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Beware the Craboid. A @dj-moose.bsky.social creation.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Quick thing here. EFAP's vid in me was one of their most viewed vids in the last year. ....and I still ratioed it... ....their views are really down. And Rags attacked SkittyBitty, my friend, recently. They.... NEED OUR clout.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Remember, the rules of American politics are simple. Republicans are allowed to do or say almost anything you can think of, however offensive, because it is "priced in". Democrats meanwhile must be held to account for anything even vaguely awkwardly phrased

submitted 1 day ago • 73 comments

I do not know how it is so hard to learn that the only way to deal with Trump is to push back against him. It's like every institution in America has to relearn this lesson every week.

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

remember how harry, ron, and hermione became friends in book 1? you know? the big ugly male troll attacking Hermione in the girl’s bathroom? it’ll be impossible for that scene *not* to be “infused” with her transphobia

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments