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Aspiring Eccentric Recluse • Marketer • Producer • Podcaster • School Boarder • General Dad-Type Guy Just My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qdswpo7ddjjmici4kwcfwql7/feed/aaahwk3gppdls
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I enjoy cooking. I'm a good cook. But sometimes you have to slap some Steak-umms in a pan and call it a day.

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If you don't dump some salsa on your shirt when eating chips and salsa, did you really eat it?

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Libbed out hard today (took my EV to the farmers market and ended up at a micro brew dog park).

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. No haikus today I don't feel that inspired Maybe tomorrow. Wait...

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Finally decided on an outfit for the BBQ

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Finally decided on an outfit for the BBQ

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"Not gonna lie," he lied

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thinking about getting a pink Peeps bunny tattoo

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Oh, so you like men who are fearless? *wears a white t-shirt while eating bolognese*

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Hour 18 of having don’t stop me now by Queen stuck in my head

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If you see only one movie this year, I bet you have kids.

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I hate you guys. Please repost

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ozempic like drug but one that takes the weight off your shoulders

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments

The romance of shared silence—mostly because we can’t remember what we were arguing about.

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Young love whispers sweet nothings. Old love shouts, "WHAT?”

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I’m not THAT old. I’ve just been young for longer than most people can handle.

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At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my car in the parking lot on the first try.

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They say men peak at 18. If that’s true, I’ve been rolling downhill for 42 years. At this point, I’m just hoping for a soft landing.

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I'm not a brand. I'm an idiot.

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I would pay some people $1000 to not have a baby.

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Hot singles in your area want partners with no needs

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Why do they keep adding more stupid buttons to remotes? No one uses them because no one knows what they're for.

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time to eat a meaningful number of cinnamon rolls

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It's your party and oh don't worry I'll cry here too.

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Well, there’s an unexpected first – I’m in a political cartoon! 😆

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raising funds to open a restaurant that serves exactly one (1) overpriced item and signals your order is ready by sounding a viking war horn repeatedly until you come get it. it’s going to disrupt the industry, revolutionize fast casual, and everyone will hate it so much

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the map says dragons be here but the dragons were *points to your heart* in here all along

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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

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PlayStation Stars will be fondly remembered as the most convoluted way possible for Sony to give me $50.

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“canceled” lol

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oh my battery is about to die you stupid phone do you not think i dont have 87 backups waiting in a briefcase FOR WHEN ONE OF YOU GIVE UP I WILL NOT BE TAKEN OFFLINE WITHOUT A FIGHT

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in England, chip dip is called crisp gravy

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“Hey, dad,” the Antichrist says. “I’m hungry.” “Hi, Hungry,” the Devil says. “I’m Beelzebub, the serpent in the Garden, Lucifer, son of the morning, the fallen angel, Baphomet, the prince of darkness, Mephistopheles, Satan, the truest evil, Mammon, the dragon of the bottomless pit, left hand of g…”

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Can’t imagine why everyone has such a negative view of the insurance industry. Such standup people. 😐

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The Republican message to poor women: Be sure and have a bunch of kids before you die of a treatable disease.

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ray is short for rayonnaise

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Cold, wet and gray. My favorite spring day.

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Infuriate a Republican by suggesting rich people pay what they owe.

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It costs $0.00 to support a 45 year old game developer. 👴 #LeftoversKO #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

[SIGH] I don’t know - I guess…it’s just…I always kind of thought we’d end up together. - Me, to the potato chip bag I’d been saving for later but just saw in the garbage

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“Ohhh and ill take one Paul Rudd …” Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.

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I need muppets.

submitted 6 days ago • 39 comments

LOOK AT ME, she screamed from a tiny corner on a speck of dust circling a small star, one of billions in a galaxy, one of billions in space.

submitted 197 days ago • 12 comments

Post an embarrassing photo of yourself

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