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tonysadowski.bsky.social
Aspiring Eccentric Recluse • Marketer • Producer • Podcaster • School Boarder • General Dad-Type Guy Just My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qdswpo7ddjjmici4kwcfwql7/feed/aaahwk3gppdls
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We're doomed.

submitted 129 days ago • 3 comments

The day I agreed with Trump, Musk, AND Bernie all at once!

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh, people laugh at your jokes? How cliché.

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

America has to one of the only countries in the world that will try to turn a story about crippling medical debt into a feel-good story.

submitted 9 hours ago • 85 comments

Him: Ouch, why is your leg hair so long? Me: It's for collecting pollen

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

One time I was able to stop after eating just a half pound of peanut M&Ms

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Not to reign on your parade, but I'm the king of parades.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] i am the horror and i will be persisting

submitted 94 days ago • 37 comments

the more i’m online the more i realize i’m not actually online im just like kinda here doin jokey jokes and there are things happening all over the place that i don’t understand

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Good Dad: Please eat your broccoli it's good for you Bad Dad: Eat the goddamn broccoli or else Car Salesman Dad: What can I do to get this broccoli into you

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

[cuddling with 5 yr old son] I hope he wants to do this forever [25 yrs later] this has lost its charm

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

I know everyone says "be yourself," but I for one encourage some of you to pick out anyone else in a crowd and be that person instead

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

you guys ever install a trap door in your house then forget where you ins

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

"...so anyway, that's why I'm worried about the future of Krypton" [heckling voice from the back] MORE LIKE BORE-EL AMIRITE

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

this is real 2025 energy

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Blippo+ is my favorite thing right now. Absolutely obsessed. If you don’t have a Playdate, you really should get one. I’ve had mine since launch and it’s only getting better with age.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Picked up an awesome new @play.date stand, perfect viewing angles for watching Blippo+!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

brushing my teeth extra messy in the bathroom mirror for everyone watching just in case i’m being truman show-ed

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

Yes, you have made a poopie. Should this be celebrated? All living things must eat, poop, and die. You have been born into dark times, my child. The wolf stands at the door, its slavering jaws eager to feed upon your destruction. Be sure to wipe. - Werner Herzog, parenting.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

party! at the bird bath

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I could be funny, smart, or insanely hot, but I chose the path of humility.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I’ll press like but I will most certainly not smash that subscribe.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

We ask it aloud, but none of us really want to know what in tarnation.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Didn't get a Switch 2 at launch? I recommend reading a book. Good for your brain AND the pages absorb your tears!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It was the clusterest of times It was the fuckiest of times

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

While we all watch a soap opera unfold between the two worst men on the planet, remember…we could change the channel.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been carpooling for three weeks and I’m really starting to miss crying in the parking lot.

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

@tonysadowski.bsky.social did you stock up?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah, yeah. Switch 2, whatever. Playdate people, did you pick up Season Two and ARE YOU WATCHING BLIPPO+? Blippo+ is on my Game of the Year list already. 12 weeks of cycling content? What a wonderful, weird, perfectly dumb little piece of silliness. I adore it. Great addition to S2, @play.date!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

independent and generational wealth could fix me

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

so anyway, when I stopped wearing boxers and switched to bikinis it was a fuckin game changer… bank teller: So do you have any banking to do, or what? me: Nah I was just lookin to bullshit for a min. How you been?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This ass don't quit, but my inner peace has.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Not a huge fan of debacles

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

[commencement speech] When I look out at all your faces, I see future leaders & scientists who will change the world. I also see some probable felons & a whole bunch of divorcees. Some of you will be great inventors, some of you will get multiple DUI's, and- what? No I don't go to this school

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

this isn’t despair, it’s surrender

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

On a scale of one to coping I just ate a stick of butter.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

If you wonder what being friends with me is like I just sent a group chat a picture of my black bruised toenail

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

My 4yo daughter, emerging from her playroom: There is nothing in my pants pocket Me: what’s in your pocket Her: I wasn’t going to take it to school Me: don’t take it to school Her: ok fine

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is

submitted 3 days ago • 453 comments

I hate when healthy me does the weekly grocery run.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

DOCTOR: so what brought you in to see me today ME: my legs and before that a volkswagen

submitted 7 days ago • 15 comments

If anybody asks, we met bird watching.

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments