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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he got sent to hell 😭 #NFLDraft

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Shedeur is actually an intergalactic fugitive that has blown up several colony planets #NFLDraft

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know that Shedeur Sanders is actually on the FBI’s Most Wanted list as well? #NFLDraft

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, @tomgrossi.bsky.social actually has a real shot to get drafted as a WR for the Packers before Shedeur gets drafted outright #NFLDraft

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Ope I’m getting breaking news: This just in - Shedeur Sanders ALSO kicks the elderly #NFLDraft

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Shedeur Sanders apparently committed multiple war crimes and kicks puppies according to the #NFL

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

LETS GOOOOO HES NOT THE GUY I WANTED BUT HES FROM NCSU LETS GOOOOOO

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

NOOOO NIC SCOURTON NOOOOOOOO. Damn at least the Panthers got him

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Yikes, those allegations against Green must REALLY have merit… #NFLDraft

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Did Shedeur kick children or something? He can’t be THAT bad right? #NFLDraft

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Sterling Sharpe is in 😭😭😭 he got his gold jacket finally 😭😭 MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

This might be the first time in the history of zoology where we see Buffalo kill a herd of zebras

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Better luck next time Mark Andrews, I’m sure the understanding and forgiving city of Baltimore will welcome you back…

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Doesn’t help that I have the profile icon, I know, but does Kerby Joseph just… get a flag every play he’s involved in? Usually hand on head prior to catch is PI

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

That was such a clean read by Washington there. Robinson aligns on Daniels’ right in a light box. They then switch for Robinson to align left anticipating a blitz from the left side of the line. Lo and behold, two blitzers come down and Robinson runs away

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Oh look, Illegal Existence Near Patrick Mahomes. 15 yards, the Chiefs win every game against the Texans by default for 15 seasons, every Texans draft pick is required to be traded away for a bag of chips, CJ Stroud will be thrown off the top deck

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

*Flag thrown* Illegal breathing on Patrick Mahomes. 15 yard penalty, Will Anderson will be drawn and quartered at midfield, Demeco Ryans will be excommunicated from the village, JJ Watt is brought back to get injured, the Texans org loses the next 10 first round picks, and NRG will be demolished

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

At least we have Josh Jacobs. He’s unreal #Packers

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Are you fuckin kidding me? HOW IS THAT NOT OUR BALL????

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I genuinely cannot understand how the refs ruled that short. Is Roger up in New York telling the refs what they should and shouldn’t do? At some point this gets ridiculous #HOUvsLAC

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Ah yeah Edgerrin was offsides much like I’m a multi-billionaire. Go fuck yourselves refs #Packers

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

“Welcome to monday night, we’ve got a matchup for y’all!”

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Malik Willis:

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

WHITE BOY ZAYNE ANDERSON SIGHTING????????????? #Packers

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment

Brick Johnson

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Me when I have to gloat about my win to @minakimes.bsky.social and friendly seahawks fans as per the nfl fan rules

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”

submitted 172 days ago • 521 comments

MUSTAAAAAARRRRDDDD

submitted 176 days ago • 2 comments

I’d love it if the refs could use those organs in their eye sockets to look at the dolphins players jumping offsides #Packers

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

My last three braincells watching me down another spotted cow

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRD

submitted 183 days ago • 9 comments

SQUABBBBLE UUUUUUUUUUUUP HE ACTUALLY DROPPED THE SNIPPET THERE IS A HIGHER POWER 😭😭😭

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

I did not expect Kendrick to drop randomly on a friday afternoon.

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