toomanymonkeys.bsky.social
He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post.
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I'd feel more gratified if I could just get a "nice" from the TSA agent instead of a groping, lol
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A derringer maybe. The system pretty frequently flags me, a cis man, for crotch reasons. I swear this isn't a brag, it's just an incredibly narrowly defined window of acceptable
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If I'm in Vancouver before you are I'll pick you up a bottle
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Thomas Chatterton Massacre
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Texas Chainsaw Williams
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I believe one of the stories of late 2024 was how much money they were able to get from delinquent millionaires and billionaires. I'm sure this is related.
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No, sadly I think you're right. The machines are humming along to gin up war with fucking Canada of all places.
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Serves me right for keeping my pickle jars in the walls
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If this doesn't sell people on it I'm out of ideas
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You get a golf clap for this one
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Love to admit incompetence and be defensive all in one fell swoop!
Also, Hillary Clinton? This motherfucker can't even pick a modern bogeyman to rail against.
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Oof I'm really sorry. Obviously everyone here knows, I just wanted to do a wry little joke
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Oh that's not the only type of grooming they do
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I'm choosing to believe "Firebomb A" already got adopted
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As opposed to all the disability activists getting paid to skeet
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Oh no you poor baby!
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Thanks! Figured it was something like this but I wasn't familiar with this particular bit of history
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Sorry, what is this? I wasn't able to find any answers by searching for "the snow map"
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Going cold turkey on soda but taking a bunch of benadryl so that the lil dr pepper dude has to fight the hat man
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My Specific Event is getting larger and more specific every day.
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The audacity to steal someone's money and spend it on 1800 Flowers of all places.
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Step 1: Take boot out of mouth
Step 2: Never write again