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I'm a #NUFC fan. My liver hates me, my bank account fears me, and my heart belongs to Shola Ameobi.
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Fish Quay sunrise. They’re getting earlier as the tilt of earths axis slowly moves in our favour.

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I hope Zelensky staged the dirtiest of protests in the White House shitter prior to fucking off sharpish.

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Doh.

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Howay’s Dobey lad. Channel your inner Shola!

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I can’t bring myself to endure watching West Ham v Leicester. Life is too short. Let’s play fucking darts!

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Salah is a wizard, I swear. One of the very best I’ve seen in my time in the PL. Twat.

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Wilson is an injury magnet. He must have been a proper cunt in a past life. #nufc

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I’m sufficiently pissed to handle whatever this 2nd half has to offer. Probably. #nufc

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Think Wilson would have scored in the goals they use for the warm up. He’s obviously confused.

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Last time I was at Anfield Joey Barton tried to cripple Alonso in the corner. We need to channel that energy tonight, and some. #nufc

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Ipswich! You couldn’t make this shit up.

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We need to focus on injuring as many of their decent players ahead of the cup final. I’ll be happy with a violent display as we’re not going to beat them in a football match at anfield. #nufc

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I’ve always thought Isak was overrated anyhow. Toon 3-0, Wilson hat trick. #nufc

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If Liverpool have a weakness it’s definitely Trent AA’s defending. If Gordon plays well I’d say we’ve got a chance. Lewis Hall will have Salah in his pocket so I’m not concerned about him, much. #nufc

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