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Was there a coaching change? #bluecy

I love abstract art. If I wanted to see things that looked like things, I would look at things.

Does a pre-scheduled dental appointment violate the economic blackout? If someone sent out an FAQ on this thing, I missed it

Ritually douse the black uniforms in lighter fluid, shoot it with a bazooka, and never mention them up again

Milan practicing? It’s over for the rest of you. It’s over.

Over a plate of hashbrowns, topped with cheese and a fried egg. Delish!

i keep wiping my glasses but the smudges are in my brain

“OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

i'm going to boycott the nfl if they ever stop rigging the league in favor of my team

Jason “kill the wabbit” Kelce. Respect. #chiefs

So desolate. So cold. But also so beautiful! Sunset over Clear Lake Saturday evening. 📸 Ron Miles Jr Photography 📍 Clear Lake, IA #iawx

RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.

My thesaurus app wants permission to send me notifications. What kind of alerts do I need from my thesaurus? Bulletins? Notices? Warnings? Proclamations? Communications? Advisories?

THAT. WAS. EPIC. I'm gonna leave my game story on ISU's stirring Pop-Tarts Bowl win over Miami right here. cyclonefanatic.com/2024/12/no-1...

Pretty accurate graph of my mood this afternoon #bluecy

Happy low tire pressure season to those who celebrate

Need it! #bluecy

NEW: The Pop-Tart Bowl trophy is back and better than ever ... it is now a fully functional toaster trophy! Pop-Tart partnered with GE Appliances to build this one-of-a-kind toaster trophy. It is about 1.3x the size of a normal football + can toast full-size Pop-Tarts.

Anything by Journey

caveman: wanna go hunting with me? wife: can I bring my sister? caveman: no, she'd be a third wheel wife: a what? caveman: never mind, just something i'm working on

I rub everything in thrift shops because genies are sneaky

Per the Iowa State Football account on the other site: Coach Campbell has been extended through 2032. #BlueCy

Yes! I lived through Criner! Double Yes!

On to Basketball! Men's and Women's! CyclONE POWER! #BLUECY

Cyclone Proud #bluecy

Let Rocco cook # bluecy

www.espn.com/college-foot... # bluecy

Being an adult is just having a favorite spatula and being angry when it's dirty.

#18 Iowa State hangs on beat #24 Kansas State! *CYCLONES FIRST 10-win SEASON EVER*

Was that a lima bean casserole fueled safety? ##bluecy