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My first thought today, as I got out of bed on the first day of my 35th year, was about the Real Men of Genius taco salad commercial. So, my brain clearly remains in peak form.

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Jokic [posting up]: Have you eat at Outback House of Steak? Jock Landale: Thats not actually Australian mate Jokic [dribbling]: But they say “Blooming Onion” with Australian voice! They lie? Landale: [fighting for position] Jokic [dunking]: Why would House of Steak lie to Nikola?

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“Russell Westbrook for three!” A flock of pigeons takes flight from a telephone wire. A pizza falls cheese-and-toppings-side-down in a gutter. A great-aunt flatlines alone in a hospital room. The ball careens off the back rim with the sound and violence of a shotgun blast.

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Million-dollar idea: a DeMar DeRozan-branded frozen margarita maker called DeMargs DeFrozen.

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Peter Frampton voice: Ooh, baby, I like it raw

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[John Coltrane voice] Crunchwrap Supreme

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ran interval sprints for the first time in months

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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

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Republicans are holding back our own tax money from us to extort policy changes that Californians voted against. Treating us like conquered territory to be looted www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

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The Freeballin’ Bob Dylan

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We, as Americans, must come together and kindly, but firmly tell the antique shop owners among us that dusty Barry Manilow records are not worth $15.

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despite video evidence to the contrary, i didn't do the Hitler salute, my shoulder and elbow joints are naturally over-lubricated and often slide into that position of their own volition

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Among those Trump and Musk fired at the FAA: - Lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies - Air traffic control support staff - Employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes - Staffers who medically clear pilots to fly www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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when Matt Schlapp brings his wife to CPAC

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more like Tumescent Camara because he plays hard D

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fuck to crass capitalist American hockey pig dogs, go great sovereign nation of Canada

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Elon just doesn’t have a single redeeming characteristic or interest. Like fellow governmental life-wreckers J. Edgar Hoover, Henry Kissinger, and the Dulles brothers, he is, without exception, a monomaniacal psychopath whose every waking moment inflicts pain on millions of people.

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dividing my day into 24 miniature days I like to call “hours” so I’m 24 times as productive as the average person

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If only we had a word for a shape with three sides.

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Some interesting posts re: John Fetterman's staff turnover

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elon appears to be going through his timeline and manually hiding posts from the mother of his child instead of responding to her urgent requests for help?

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On3 graphic for a JuCo linebacker who just committed to Central Michigan

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“Please clarify what you meant when you called my boss a dick” is the stuff dreams are made of.

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Not every governor will fumble the bag this badly when offered the chance prove her bonafides as a resistance hero, but then again some folk'll, like New York's Kathy Hochul

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