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[to the tune of Sublime - “Santeria”] I don’t practice trans sharia I am not a chick with balls

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[trying to smear my enemy] Ben the Big-Cocked Lady Pleaser has yet again made a straight up dime piece squirt everywhere

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Wrote for The Small Bow about Big Jim, my friend from the bar. www.thesmallbow.com/p/the-sky-is...

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watching the Rockies

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Jeff Bezos spent the first 55 years of his life as Kevin Spacey’s body double then met a woman with fake tits and decided to do Canseco levels of gear to impress her. He should definitely have a rocket.

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The Rev Coms are a cult of personality surrounding Bob Avakian. They are not who you should look to for a coherent communist perspective. However, if you need some googly-eyed freakazoids to show up to your protest and weird out everyone under the age of 30, they’re your guys.

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corset got her standing like villainous Cee-Lo Green

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The world is too awful a place right now for James Bond discourse. I do not care that a fictional spy is a bit of a chauvinist.

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This is it. This is why the alarm about AI mostly ought to be a much much deeper and more urgent alarm about the completely broken social and cultural environment many of us live in now.

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No one looks more like a "Jon Lovitz" than Jon Lovitz.

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The umpire reminds me to engage the batter. I do. I drop to one knee and propose marriage. He says yes. We hug and cry. Then I strike bae out on three pitches.

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Van Morrison's rightward turn can be traced to his period of imprisonment in the disposable cup "Jazz" pattern. Many people don't know this.

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Mamdani Promises to “Keep It Thoro”

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Kenyans are so fucking good at track and field

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SpongeBob-ass ailment

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“Yes, the contradictions heighten.”

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NEW: Records of 911 and EMS responses to calls from ICE detention centers show a surge in emergencies the facilities are unequipped to handle, including suicide attempts, severe pregnancy complications, and alleged sexual assaults by staff. This is by @dmehro.bsky.social and @dell.bsky.social

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politics columnist: Zohran Mamdani could force Sharia Law upon New York City through halal dietary restrictions actual Mamdani policy proposal: you can have a free banana if you’re hungry :)

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Catchers hate him! Learn this one weird trick to ensure that every catcher in your org hates your fucking guts!

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[speaking about the city which was founded as "New Amsterdam," and whose flag is the color of the Dutch flag, and which retains names like "Haarlem," "Breukelen," and "Staaten Eylandt"] it's not american

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what do you mean 'normal tools'?

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Curtis Sliwa is a first-ballot Cat Man Hall of Famer.

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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

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louder for the people in the back

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🚨NEW: Erez Reuveni, the DOJ lawyer fired for his honesty in the Kilmar Abrego Garcia case, sends Congress a whistleblower letter detailing lawlessness at the DOJ around the CECOT deportations. He says Emil Bove told the DOJ to respond to likely court orders blocking flights with "fuck you."

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meteorologists are calling this “2 Live Crew weather,” adjust your outfits and attitudes accordingly

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Two bears named Mish and Lucy — 5-year-old siblings — escaped their enclosure at a wildlife sanctuary in Devon, England. They devoured a week’s worth of honey in about an hour.

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Will Zohran Mamdani denounce the MF Doom albums after Mm..Food?

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