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I misspoke when I said something bigoted, and which damaged my reputation. I meant every word of it, but I misspoke nonetheless.

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Metallica - “For Whom The Bell Tolls” 0:00-1:17: this is cool 1:17-4:08: I Am Going To Headbutt God 4:08-5:09: okay im sweaty now

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“Vanity 6. Very nasty gals. Very nasty. They say they’re in a fantasy world, Vanity 6. The Loony Left—that’s what I call them—loves Prince’s side projects, don’t they?”

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fell asleep on a hammered copy of Ziggy Stardust :)

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The Senate Parliamentarian should be a member of Parliament-Funkadelic who says whether something’s groovy, baby, or a stone cold bummer.

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kids are too sensitive to learn about homosexual relationships and therefore are not allowed to read about Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee

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My immediate thought re: patchwork birthright citizenship is that it might deprive the Trump donors most desirous of migrant labor the undocumented workers they specifically requested not be deported. People are still going to migrate; where they settle is an open question.

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There’s really nothing that can be said about our Supreme Court that couldn’t be better said with a tactical nuke directly into the Supreme Court Building

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“Welcome to the Supreme Court, the unelected council of elders where everything’s made up and the law doesn’t matter.”

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IDF soldiers have now themselves admitted they have been ordered to murder aid-seekers in Gaza. Truly an atrocity built on atrocity. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

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[to the tune of Sublime - “Santeria”] I don’t practice trans sharia I am not a chick with balls

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[trying to smear my enemy] Ben the Big-Cocked Lady Pleaser has yet again made a straight up dime piece squirt everywhere

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Wrote for The Small Bow about Big Jim, my friend from the bar. www.thesmallbow.com/p/the-sky-is...

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watching the Rockies

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Jeff Bezos spent the first 55 years of his life as Kevin Spacey’s body double then met a woman with fake tits and decided to do Canseco levels of gear to impress her. He should definitely have a rocket.

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The Rev Coms are a cult of personality surrounding Bob Avakian. They are not who you should look to for a coherent communist perspective. However, if you need some googly-eyed freakazoids to show up to your protest and weird out everyone under the age of 30, they’re your guys.

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corset got her standing like villainous Cee-Lo Green

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The world is too awful a place right now for James Bond discourse. I do not care that a fictional spy is a bit of a chauvinist.

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This is it. This is why the alarm about AI mostly ought to be a much much deeper and more urgent alarm about the completely broken social and cultural environment many of us live in now.

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No one looks more like a "Jon Lovitz" than Jon Lovitz.

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The umpire reminds me to engage the batter. I do. I drop to one knee and propose marriage. He says yes. We hug and cry. Then I strike bae out on three pitches.

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Van Morrison's rightward turn can be traced to his period of imprisonment in the disposable cup "Jazz" pattern. Many people don't know this.

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Mamdani Promises to “Keep It Thoro”

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Kenyans are so fucking good at track and field

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SpongeBob-ass ailment

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“Yes, the contradictions heighten.”

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NEW: Records of 911 and EMS responses to calls from ICE detention centers show a surge in emergencies the facilities are unequipped to handle, including suicide attempts, severe pregnancy complications, and alleged sexual assaults by staff. This is by @dmehro.bsky.social and @dell.bsky.social

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politics columnist: Zohran Mamdani could force Sharia Law upon New York City through halal dietary restrictions actual Mamdani policy proposal: you can have a free banana if you’re hungry :)

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Catchers hate him! Learn this one weird trick to ensure that every catcher in your org hates your fucking guts!

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[speaking about the city which was founded as "New Amsterdam," and whose flag is the color of the Dutch flag, and which retains names like "Haarlem," "Breukelen," and "Staaten Eylandt"] it's not american

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what do you mean 'normal tools'?

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