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she/her/ella 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇾 Hija de mi madre English (good) y español (malísima) Be nice or gtfo
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PAYING ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE. JUST ONE MORE TIME

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...o 40 años 😬

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Is someone at OPM really going to go through all those emails to read everyone's five bullet points? Sounds efficient.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Cool. So stop letting him walk all over you and do something about it.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Seriously please don't repost or quote post my stuff. I can't find how to block that by default. Save it and post it yourself. Dead ass plagiarize something i wrote if you like it. I don't want "reach" or a bigger audience, I'm just here posting silly things with my friends in my phone.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Pet peeve: apps that have their own emoji set that is drastically different than the one in my phone

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I have accidentally tapped the Threads app icon like a million times but never once been tempted to log in and reactivate. I like it better here with my OnlyPosts mode and my unrelenting block list.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Planning to live a car-free life, so I thought new sneakers would be a wise investment!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Laser Day⚡️⚡️

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Omg I just realized that (adult) Misty in Yellowjackets is Christina Ricci and I kind of have a crush in this version of her

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I went on like a second or third date with a guy and we are in a booth and I'm wearing a dress and his hand is on my bare knee and he mentions such and such actress is trans And I was like "I didn't know she's trans" And he's like "me either until someone pointed out her knees" 😳

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Yay crossed one entire thing off my gigantic moving to-do list

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

THEY LASTED TWO DAYS

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Wednesday afternoon is soooo slooooow time for a selfie break

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ayyy estoy muy estresada, tengo que mudar y el trabajo es demasiado 😫

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Idk if anyone else has noticed this but I think it's almost comically absurd how all of the shittiest fash politicians now try to look big and tough by having all of their photos where their faces are tilted downward and they're like glaring up at you disapprovingly.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Can't wait until air traffic control is powered by AI and put on a fucking block chain or some dumb shit

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm supposed to be crushing it today but instead I'm just sitting here with bedhead like

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Baaaath time

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I block pretty much everyone on here who is super "discoursy" because, reasons. I'm not sad to miss that drama. But sometimes people have shit happen on here and disappear or whatever and like sincerely I have no idea what the backstory is.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I want Matt Gabs to take me to Baltimore.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments