tortaahogadadavida.bsky.social
she/her/ella 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🇺🇾
Hija de mi madre
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One time I was riding with my girlfriend of the time and we saw a lady driving a uhaul towing a subaru and I was like "hey friend!" And girlfriend was like "I wonder if she's moving in or moving out?" 🤣
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Anyway three hour nap later...
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Oh nice. I took two benadryl about 30 minutes ago and I could use a pick me up but I've sank into my chair 🤣
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Do both! Coffee sounds amazing right now, let's goooo
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🫂 I will have coffee with youuuuu
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So, yeah, it's bad enough that Trump is doing all the Trump shit we knew was coming, but the fucking worst part is that the people who are supposed to be the checks and balances are just like "cool cool autocracy is fine."
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And MFer isn't going to call the Marshall Service on himself so if Congress just sits there on their cuck chair and does nothing while he flaunts it in their faces then I guess we just have a personal dictatorship now and he can actually get away with taking my rights away.
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The scariest part of all this, for me, is that the President of the US can't *in theory* just do all of this shit he's doing. He's not allowed to create agencies, appoint unconfirmed administrators, control spending. In theory. That's congress' power. Along with passing all the laws he's violating.
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I think with the lack of snow they haven't been pushed out of the mountains this winter the way they usually are? Idk I'm no moosologist!
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Uh oh he said "transition" he's gonna get canceled
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Lol okay I updated my app and now it's there. It had been a minute apparently.
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Yes! My screen looks almost identical except it's missing that one option wtf lol
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But as soon as i find my forever home...BRING ON THE SHOPPING
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Wtf my app like doesn't even have an "interaction" menu
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For real. And now I have to whittle mine down to one suitcase worth 😭
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I do love silly socks
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I know I'm the weird one who doesn't want number get bigger, and it's way easier to just hit the button, and I doubt anyone will even remember that it's my preference so I won't get like mad if you do but if you think about it please don't.
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I think they are two different things and a person can be one or the other or both.
But also, I honestly do not have any spare fucks with which to police what label other people choose for themselves and am happy for them to use whatever resonates 🫶
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He probably just fell way too hard for me and got scared. It's easy to do when you're dating a girl like me 🤷♀️ 🤣
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Believe it or not he was really sweet and I actually really liked him, until he just vanished on me. Other than once or twice when he said some dumb shit 🤣
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I wonder if he remembered to unfollow me here when he ghosted me 🤣
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😫😫😫
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OMG I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY OWN KNEES IN THE BATHTUB I SWEAR your knees are beautiful and I don't believe that boy there's no such thing as clocky knees and he's dumb
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And I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK DO NOT TELL ME THAT. NEW DYSPHORIA JUST DROPPED."
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Update: found that lil fucker on the floor and glued it back on 😆
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Fingers crossed!
Alaska is a red state but it has a pretty good constitution with strong "right to privacy" etc. So idk maybe that's why the letter my primary sent was far less...intrusive 😬
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That is like insanely more detailed than the one I had to send in Alaska. My primary had a letter template ready.
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This face. SO SERIOUS.