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will canadians ever care about provincial elections? prognosis is grim

on the topic of conclave (2024), I know he is a cackling villain, but a pope who vapes would be an incredible bit

empty voting out there, really the spirit of this election tbh

imagine being the one eunuch who had an above-average dick. like, do you still cling to that or does that eat you up inside

nobody else is gonna say it, but I have no filter: I am woke

I’m just gonna watch more movies because every time I look at the news I’m just filled with hate and that’s not good for my cats

never underestimate the big fish in a small pond’s desire to avoid drainage into the sea tbh

Seeing “made in china” in Blackberry (2023) is the real “villain of a future season showing up in a bit part”

I believe that, in these trying times, it is a noble task to trudge a few blocks through giant snow banks to get a carton of eggs.

I remember having a conversation with a coworker on the day JT resigned. I told him then that there was a possible victory condition for Libs of just waiting a couple months for news coverage of the Trump administration to start. Now, my argument was that it would make less of a blowout, not this

man, master gardener. man. man, just… man. master gardener, man.

hit pedos holler :(

as a wise man once said: don’t touch that spookie!

I need another couch

surely the libs truly are done for this time

should the ninth configuration be called The Exorcist 2 or are we supposed to like that one now

“oh you should have a party to celebrate your quitting and getting a new job” -friend who does not realize that he has just inflicted the pain of this idea on my brain

why is border tsar the terminology. is it because they’re expected to provide pogroms or what

After much thought, my definitive breen ranking is as follows, from best to worst: Passthru Fateful Findings Twisted Pair I am Here… Now Double Down Cade: the Tortured Crossing 5 Film Retrospective

I assumed this morning when I read that mexico tariffs were delayed that ours were too. I swear to god if we just roll over after this

so far the only two novels I have read in 2025 are the books of jacob and emigrants, I think I need to get on a happier track

need to start flooding american zoomers with canadian tiktok ads. two weeks of heritage minutes and these fuckers will be pretending to have read Anne of green gables just like us

Explaining tariffs to an American: so imagine if your favourite hamburger was made in another country,

what does she know

The Ukrainisation of Canada is truly lovely to see. Go off, true north strong and free

I appreciate the bluster and surge in patriotism from Canadians (and americans who wish they were canadians) but you guys know that we aren’t really built for this right? the only way we “win” a trade war is by collapsing the American government

reminder to americans that, before things get worse, entry to canada right now gives you roughly six months to, uh, wait and see