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Look ma, no hands. Airhorn Aficionado I put the man in manic depression.
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Been reading so much Fairy smut it’s starting to hurt, call me a Sarah J Maasochist.

Little work in progress shot of this night lord I’m painting for kill team

This is gonna feel like a repost but the titan of body is now complete after 34 hours of work. Excited to move on to the rest of the commission. #paintingwarhammer #ageofsigmar

Almost done with the titan of body by creature caster, he’s going to be a counts as keeper in the clients hero it’s army. This fucking model rules. Stoked to finish it up and move on to the rest of the army.

My apprentice Will (left) has graduated, he’s a journeyman now so as a gift I gave him his own apprentice for the night. Look how happy he is

I present to you all my Sistine Chapel, my pieta, my greatest of all time.

Why is it the more right wing a platform becomes to more “for you” videos I see that are people be murdered and maimed ? Twitter deleted. Facebook deleted.

The Midnight Stalker is completed. What a cool Curze 3rd party. The kit has a ton more options such as hands with blades wrists more like the heresy model, a second, flayed cloak, spectral wings, and a helmet. But I chose what I liked. Hope you like it!

Tips for other commission artists: when you send them a work in progress picture always sneak a bare foot in there, then charge them for it.

Now watch me WIP now watch me not clean my desk cause I’m a fucking goblin

Sometimes I’m good at this but I think being extremely horny while I paint makes me better.

Need to do more stuff like this

Thoughts post LVO The core of the AOS community in the United States is everything I could ever ask for when it comes to being a part of something. Watching the homies in Harambes Heroes take our best club and then making sure we all go up on stage with them, seeing the near army of corsairs…

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“Jone”

Took an adderol today to keep the party going and now I just feel less nervous energy and like I can form coherent thought so I guess I’m learning something new about myself

My marg is huge, @littlemorathi.bsky.social for scale

I’m just going post mad Vegas pics

Friends family forever

No ragurts

5 hours together and basil is already tired of my shit.

Landed in Vegas. Let’s get fucking rekt

Finished up painting my army and packed it up for LVO before taking a pic of it 100% done. Here it is at 95%

Apparently we run adepticon now.

How long til I inevitably paint another dragon? Not long enough #ageofsigmar #paintingwarhammer

Loving every moment painting this scheme

These dudes look so rad with swords.

Recently finished up my stormcoven.

Fuck off 2024. 2025 I’m fuckin watching you.

The homies : yo we’re going to fuck around with kill team, wanna join? Me: yeah that sounds rad, low model count sounds great and it won’t take away from my time focusing on AOS. *joe then goes and buys a night lords army*

I slip further and further into madness

My favorite part of the AOS app is the extreme length you can make your list names.

I finished painting the Nexus Chaotica, an immense terrain piece for my Chaos forces. Great fun to paint and plenty of detail.

Inside me are two wolves. One of them fucking loves nyc, the other hates looking for parking.