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tovianne.bsky.social
pnw. dogs and wine and reading and writing. bisexual aries disaster. she/her. exuberant imperfection. pro cycling 🚲 sea kraken 🦑
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Thursday is usually sniff spot day so the world’s saddest dog routine is even worse than usual until we go play

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fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice

submitted 19 days ago • 136 comments

For 500 years people have been coming up with technology after technology to replace, alter or disrupt books and they have all failed because business geniuses are somehow incapable of understanding that people really like reading

submitted 23 days ago • 71 comments

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made a point to send off my passport for renewal today because idk if the state department is next on the chopping block 🫠

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 27 days ago • 215 comments

💔🦑

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

not my happy Monty 💔🦑

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

🫠

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

goodnight kids! 😴

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

hawkey Pride night :)

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

submitted 38 days ago • 186 comments

Gritty continues to be a real one

submitted 38 days ago • 150 comments

I knew I did my nails specially for a reason 💅

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

A lady is yelling LISAN AL-GAIB on my walk home. I thought I was hearing her wrong but she’s being very articulate.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much

submitted 54 days ago • 321 comments

our ins and outs for 2025

submitted 59 days ago • 6 comments

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to RFK Jr.

submitted 59 days ago • 12 comments

Fireworks are happening but luckily I have a secret weapon: frozen blueberries

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

open the schools

submitted 60 days ago • 87 comments

Kraken super comeback overtime win and Pop Tarts Bowl all in one day, what a glorious afternoon to be me

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

and what rough beast, its hour come round at last,

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

THE KRAKEN WIN IN OVERTIME! VINCE DUNN GETS IT DONE! HOLY **** #SEAKRAKEN

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Forgot how science works and almost exploded hot sugar all over my kitchen, it’s fine, I know how to make cookies, I’m a competent adult

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

when I was a kid I heard another kid arguing about why he had to do service for others in the gurudwara and his parent was like "if you won't help others what is the point of you" and I've never forgotten that line.

submitted 69 days ago • 111 comments

New sticker :)

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Adam Larsson

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

OOPS, SPILT THE TEA 🤭

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

NO QUIT IN NEW YORK.

submitted 82 days ago • 17 comments

EGG

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

we were born into the right generation we love da kraken and goalie hugs

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.

submitted 89 days ago • 22 comments

sharkcuterie!

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Cottage cheese time

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

If you're looking for an excuse to delay your travel today. THIS IS YOUR SIGN. In flashing neon letters! It will only be a winter wonderland in the sense that you'll be wondering where the heck you are on any given patch of land.

submitted 101 days ago • 24 comments

ROLLIN’ IN THE DEEP

submitted 104 days ago • 7 comments

What are your weekend plans? We're gonna get vaccinated to stay healthy and keep others safe. And let's all enjoy some fluoridated water and pasteurized milk! #IYKYK

submitted 105 days ago • 4 comments

big fan of the mass migration here happening now, but dang is it hard to keep up with the flood of announcements from the bad place 😂

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Yes I am EXTREMELY anxious about [gestures widely]. Please do not bring it up casually if you don’t know me like that. I am running on fake vibes in polite settings

submitted 107 days ago • 76 comments

the entire subject of raw milk makes me violently angry. like hulk out levels. there used to be a whole diagnosis called "cholera infantum" because thousands of babies shat themselves to death from raw industrial-dairy milk why would you want to bring that back!!!!

submitted 108 days ago • 87 comments

the leopards are about to have a face buffet

submitted 113 days ago • 132 comments

My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state. How's everyone else doing?

submitted 113 days ago • 619 comments

I will say this though: Hope is not a mistake.

submitted 115 days ago • 52 comments

i am grieving a deep deep grief

submitted 115 days ago • 24 comments

A president became a felon, it's a federal holiday whether they say so or not

submitted 274 days ago • 1 comment

I explained to the dog why I had to take the laundry pile away, it is too late to fold it well and it is long past bedtime And the dog, he looks at me like this

submitted 349 days ago • 0 comments