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this is somehow actually what happened

The Daily Beast: What is this Elon Salute what can it mean French Nazis: too Nazi for us

it’s not that everyone isn’t already focusing on incredibly valid reasons why RFK Jr. shouldn’t be in charge of our nation’s healthcare but I think we should also double back to when he was asked if any more women might come forward with assault allegations against him and answered “yeah, probably”

NYT reports an air traffic controller’s seat was empty at DCA last night www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...

the difference between me and every republican is that i am exceptionally pleased to see corrupt democrats get sentenced to doing real time

there is a very specific name for the type of person who’d think holocaust remembrance day is “woke”. i wish i could recall what that is.

Why yes, I do have some questions.

A straightforward call for ethnic cleansing from the US president

what do you think this person looks like based on these jeans and boots? Answer is in the replies

The former White House Press Office distribution list is now forwarding Trump’s TRUTH Social posts, and has been renamed to “The Office of Communications”

me trying to get invited to my grandpa's boathouse but then remembering i need to get pant recommendations from a younger cousin

I’m glad he cheated on you

Read this report before the Trump administration withdraws or disappears it for being woke

The high school used for ‘Carrie’ ‘Teen Wolf’ ‘Freaky Friday’ and more has burned down as a result of the Palisades fires.

Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part. Turns out those scenes were almost bang on. The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.

A real estate/landlord shithead with 70k followers posted this and got dunked on so hard by his own posting history he deleted his account

Also lemme just say I do not give a shit about rich people losing their homes or whatever because they, in some way or form, definitely benefited from the forces that contributed to this exacerbated version of climate change whether it be AI, the oil industry, fast fashion, etc.

High winds and freezing temps on the east coast deleting people out of existence and high winds and wild fires on the west coast just straight up deleting entire towns and I’m supposed to send emails all day???

There's no better prank than having a child. Pulling a guy out of oblivion like congratulations these are all your problems now

Trump: - said its going to be hard to lower grocery prices - is talking about joining multiple foreign conflicts - is already walking back his “largest mass deportation ever!!” plan - is nominating the most hawkish Cabinet I’ve seen MAGA, yall feel played? Or just happy the Black lady lost?

it is so important to remember that IN THE MOMENT there was no one who thought jan. 6 was some innocent protest gone awry. everyone recognized it for what it was.

it's so insanely American that people are so used to their taxes going exclusively to murdering brown children and buying cops new tanks that they literally don't even consider the fact that that money is also supposed to be doing things to benefit us

Went to the Met for the first time today and now it’s absolutely a life goal to score an invite to the met gala because I am MEANT to look at art in a fancy gown (likely designed by me) while drinking the most expensive champagne I can imagine

this is part of why all the pearl clutching shit about how "americans can't just execute people" re: Luigi fell so fucking flat. um the cops execute people every single day and brutalize other people further for noticing they did that

perfect night to rob santa’s house

Made a skirt from thrifted curtain valences because I’m actually 65 years old

People who walk up the escalators in grand central are try-hard babies

We live on a island less than 20 feet above sea level and it’s low tide

It’s officially “cookies for breakfast” time of year

I like that the best preserved ancient people are either mummies laboured over by priests for weeks or just some poor fucker thrown in a bog

Every time a DIY influencer paints over wood that can be saved, an angel loses its wings

Time flies!

tfw you take way too much benadryl

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

The elite handwringing over the folk heroization of Luigi Mangione is especially hollow given their own heroization of Daniel Penny

My mom’s neighbor’s trump flag flying proudly while the dead American flag lays on the sideway is a too on-point metaphor for the state of this country

They did this with hitler too right before he invaded Czechoslovakia so I don’t really give a shit what “Time Magazine” has to say about anything tbh. Poor judge of character

This is huge. An entire faith-based movement, the Sanctuary Movement and, more recently, the New Sanctuary Movement, was built around this policy, where houses of worship allow undocumented immigrants at risk of deportation to live in their facilities until their deportation order is dropped.

This is not the "V for Vendetta" Alan Moore wrote, but it is the one we deserve.

Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity