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President Trump the HBO Max series Scavengers Reign was cancelled due to wokeness. Please do a pitch for Scavengers Reign season 2 in front of the White House

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everyone talkin bout the price of eggs but what i find more revealing is that men wanna eat a dozen eggs a week but don't want to eat out they girl when they on their period every month smh make it make sense!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Does this bring down the price of egg?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

In 76 years when they reboot Minions franchise they’re gonna have to explain how Minions were frozen in ice between the years 2016 and 2046

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

She Mangione on my Luigi until I collapse

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One of the first things Hannah Arendt talks about in the Origins of Totalitarianism is how what happened to the Jews during the holocaust could have been any minority & that any system that leans towards totalitarianism needs a minority group to subjugate. It could be you, it could be your neighbor

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Time to Balkanize lads.

submitted 22 days ago • 19 comments

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

submitted 23 days ago • 672 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 23 days ago • 465 comments

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

submitted 29 days ago • 476 comments

Unreal robotrip eyes. This man is so disassociated he is piloting his body like a Gundam. Gotta force himself down from the astral plane every 10 minutes to remind his body to breathe.

submitted 29 days ago • 10 comments

Antibiotic, probiotic….. just grow up already, not everything needs to be a culture war 🙄

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t love that we’re going to enter the cool zone but at least I’ll be in the cool zone with friends

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Avatar 2 is better than Titanic

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

If Trump and Musk were trying to weaken the United States and sell it to its foreign enemies, how would they act any differently from the way they're acting now? Not at all, you say? Maybe you should wonder why that is.

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Very funny to me they Trump sees “urban” and has nominated two black dudes for the position

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

First time a Japanese plane has attacked us since WWII?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Hegseth isn’t DEI. Daniel Penny isn’t DEI. That’s not what DEI is. They’re just grossly unqualified for their jobs and add no value that any replacement legacy job applicant wouldn’t bring. So stop saying “it’s DEI” like it’s a clever commentary on the situation. It’s not.

submitted 36 days ago • 586 comments

America did so much America that now America is getting America'd, by America

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments

I believe Marc Maron would classify these as “unfuckable hate nerds”

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

lowkey the CIA fell off or are they waiting for Musk to drive through Dallas in a drop top??

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

fuckboy aliens be like “I come in peace” and then wanna start calling you Peace

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS Elon unplugged the Discord server that directly connected to the FBI

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

i hate to do this to y'all but i'ma re-introduce ofays into my vocabulary white people yall know what yall did

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

where are all the Democracy Is Over Parties? I’m tryna get nasty before we all get marched to the camps!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

submitted 37 days ago • 65 comments

ay nothing gives me existential thread Than coming up with a Grocery List I’m numb

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

If I were Vice President I’d be smoking loud and drinking beers all day everyday - do a little gambling I’d be the Vicest of Presidents

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Translation: Congressional Republicans are welcoming Trump to be a dictator

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

a tale as old as time

submitted 37 days ago • 38 comments

helpful and important to stop thinking of x as a social media platform and see and talk about it for what it is: a political weapon

submitted 37 days ago • 55 comments

The most powerful person in the world is Elon’s drug supplier #IfWeStopInspectingWhatGoesInFoodAndDrugsThenTheSupplierHasPlausibleDeniability

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Just now learning brisket and biscuit are NOT the same ordered brisket and gravy for breakfast wooPs

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

submitted 38 days ago • 213 comments

Trump is in his Jim Jones era

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t say “congress controls the purse strings” anymore - it’s too feminine Gotta say “congress sits on the Costanza wallet” - much more masculine

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submitted 39 days ago • 15 comments

do y'all remember when Funyons had the marketing slogan HAZARDOUS TO YOUR BREATH

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

HEY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE TOLD AS KIDS IN SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS THAT THERE WERE 3 BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT THAT ALL HAD DIFFERENT DUTIES AND KEPT EACH OTHER IN CHECK LOL

submitted 40 days ago • 16 comments