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You haven’t fully entered adulthood until you have been water-boarded by a CPAP.

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We continued our #newyears tradition of rushing to turn a countdown on Hulu Live TV at 11:58 and then not being sure if we should go by our clock or the slight delayed clock on TV.

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Being bipolar is like running a marathon by sprinting at full speed until you collapse in random directions and then crawling on the ground.

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Memes are the only thing AI is good at.

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For 2 decades. That’s cute.

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No one cares about the UHC CEO getting killed because most people would choose saving thousands of strangers lives over getting rich by letting them die. There is a moral dilemma movie trope about killing one stranger by pressing a button to get rich. He automated pressing the button.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

The lesson will be studiously ignored.

submitted 88 days ago • 261 comments

The Star Spangled Banner should begin with “DJ John Stafford Smith on the beat, ho!”

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

This explains a lot about my early childhood development.

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Day 1 feed on BlueSky: • Pictures of Elon Musk • Gay thirst traps Day 2 feed on BlueSky: • Pictures of Elon Musk • 2010 Facebook style politics memes Things are trending down.

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On “tv off”, Kendrick was shouting his hotdog preference to remind us his parents are from Chicago.

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Updated for 2024

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