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Queer shit memer, writer & artist 🎨 🏳️‍🌈 Also, f### fascists. I keep changing my mind on what else to add.
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Flashback to the time a conservative I owed wanted an "patriotic" eagle painting, so I made them one but with the flag upside down. Later when they thanked me they spouted scriptures and told me I should in believe in God when I told them I was an atheist. Good times.

"I won't get upset at dumb shit today", I tell myself. Two hours later, me: "WTF is this lady asking me the same damn question that I already answered earlier??!"

Catfishing seems like way too much trouble and effort. You gotta be crazy fr.

I think about this headline all of the time.

Take this as your sign to go to sleep bish, you need it.

Mustering the courage she didn't think she had left, the woman turned to the people who stood to the side. "They're doing terrible things!", she yelled, tears streaming down her face. They simply stood there staring at her. No expressions other than vacant eyes & pitying smiles were present.

Take a deep breath. **Incoherently screams in pillow**

For so long I've been struggling to come up with my own pseudonym when writing.... It's been in front of me the whole time. Duh, so much brain go brr energy here.

don’t forget to charge your vibrators

hey everyone, i’m not doing crimes right now fyi

Reposting because it can't be said enough.

Mmm yes... a flat tire does add a bit of variety and flavor to my life. Tastes like rubber and financial loss.

Well yeah, I'm gonna be a bit confused when a bunch of older people suddenly decide last minute to drive out in the snow to hold a retirement party. I thought it would be postponed due to the weather, but it seems I'm mistaken. My bad.

I like the fun-ness of tarot readings, but lately each one I've done in the last few months has not been good at all.

My new phone wants to die so bad. It could be a foot away from the edge of something on a completely flat surface, 5 seconds later it drops on the floor.

I'm sad to announce that what I thought was aliens taking us away from this hellhole was just a drone blinking it's green light in our window at 2am at night.

Being sick this bad makes me feel so thankful when I'm at least more healthy-ish.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Sorry boss, I was unproductive this afternoon because there's a sneaky little coup, and the US economy is about to drive off a cliff. That staff newsletter will just have to be a Monday problem.

it's not hyperbolic to say we're witnessing a coup.

If you are in danger unless you comply with a regime, you are in danger whether you comply or not

Elon Musk staff has been caught installing hard drives inside the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), the Treasury Department, and the General Services Administration (GSA).

What a nightmare. The crashed plane is reported to be an air ambulance—and multiple homes and cars are said to be on fire on the ground. (This is in NE Philly, near the Roosevelt Mall.)

This photo hits hard.