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When you JUST watered the lawn and it decides to rain... Fuck yeah my plants won't suffer from my negligible amount of watering

This reminds me of that one The Whitest Kids You Know sketch You know the one THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT but it's available to watch FOR PARODY BUT YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO GET PERMISSION TO DO A BIT LIKE THIS

Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Quite possibly the only time you could use the Predator handshake meme with these two countries

Is it just me, or are Russia and Israel the newest members of a neo-Axis linked by the USA?

There is naught we hold in common with the greedy parasite, who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might. Others say it's just the way, but I will organize and fight, for a union makes us strong!

We are well into reject the evidence of your own eyes and ears as state policy.

Loud and wrong

I just discovered this meme and I love it. Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!

Brian Evans of GEO Group Damon Hininger of CoreCivic

I haven’t seen nearly enough people talking about this. The levels of greed and inhumane thinking on display is actually terrifying. America really is dystopian as fuck.

See you at the foothills of Mt.MEGA

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

BREAKING: US Marines deployed to Los Angeles have carried out the first known detention of a civilian, the US military confirms. It was confirmed to Reuters after they shared this image with the US military.

I don't understand why the Rebel Alliance had to resort to violence.

Grimmance languages

According to @marawilson.bsky.social I am Stephen Schwartz, since Repo: the Genetic Opera isn't on the list www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha...

No gods No masters No kings

Didn't know it, but I'm a poet The Advice King Abides

really hope democracy makes it to the midterms

ISO sign suggestions for the No Kings protest

Someone said what’s happening right now in LA isn’t immigration policy—it’s regime prep Wheeeeewwwww

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