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Another win! This morning, we killed a bill that would have taken $50M of the Montana budget and spent it on cyrptocurrency, NFTs, and precious metals.

It's Over - Gator Days

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

...off ramps...

This Valentine's, we celebrate the only everlasting love: the one between two eldritch horrors beyond comprehension <3

Say Drake

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If dachshunds were wide

Black Hole Hand #pixelart #artpost

👊〚 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐋 〛👊 "𝐼𝑓 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑤... 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑙𝑎𝑤!" A delinquent from a cyberpunk future is here... are you ready for a new age of Maru? 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑬𝑩𝑼𝑻: 𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑪𝑯 1𝒔𝒕 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 #modelreveal #vtuber #vtuberdebut

Just a quick PSA apropos of nothing: if you are in the process of thinking certain things, DO NOT FUCKING POST IT. Some thoughts are like the One Ring, you bring that shit out in public you get the Nazgûl on your ass. Keep that shit secret and safe until the instant you chuck it into the volcano.

LEGO Mecha is ready. The name is Swordfish. It's been a while since I made an original mecha.

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down

DO NOT PAY FOR NEWS PAPERS ,TELEVISION, MOVIE'S, SPOTTIFY ,AMAZON - dashare.zone ADMIN

listen to my podcast while you do your hobbies, it’s like we’re hanging out (because even in person, once i’m telling a story, you’re not getting a word in edgewise)

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions

me trying to get invited to my grandpa's boathouse but then remembering i need to get pant recommendations from a younger cousin

He's got my vote

gonna just keep this response on hand for the next several years

Caelid...