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*She/Her ♏🦂 *40+ mom to a teenager 🇧🇿 *Golden Era Hip-hop on these speakers *420, RPG & Cozy gamer, Introverted Voyeur *I don't trust people who don't capitalize the "B" when discussing Black folk.
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If there are berries on one end and tropical fruit on the other, one of the ends is imported, so it would depend which ones are local. Imported fruit is gross.

My landlord just invited me to Bible study and I feel so uncomfortably awkward. I'm not at all Christian and only attend church for good gospel music, which her church does not have.

Like so every single time you cum, it's in a woman? Ugh. It still upsets me. Lol

We were at my company dinner being held at Greenwich Country Club, the only Black folks there besides the waitstaff and he put ketchup on his steak.

A guy told me he never masturbates. If you can't touch yourself, why would I want to?

Koonye W3st using a sex trafficking trial to get attention on his new album nobody heard about.

Turned out good tho

Making a recipe that calls for boneless chicken thighs. Couldn't find boneless so I de-boned them myself. Never again. That was nasty & I'm kinda traumatized.

Did her bottom lip finally explode?

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

*cue the violins* I'm like a hunnid kilos stuffed in a Prius. I'm goin hard until they free us! ✊🏽 youtu.be/SOxSDQx5llU?...

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Way back in the way back when I used to be in promotions, my team hired this nicca to host a party we threw in Manhattan. I still haven't forgiven them.