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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

You think you can put MY ass in a gargantuan bubble? Baby you KNOW I am popping out of that thing with the pointed tip of my vintage Prussian army officer's π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘩𝘒𝘢𝘣𝘦

me: why is there only one set of footprints Jesus: i can fly check it out (Jesus flies around) me: (Jesus lands) Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here πŸ‘πŸΌ

i hate you. just kidding πŸ˜‚

me and my 2 most trusted friends-with-benefits showing up 10 minutes late and slightly drunk to my mothers funeral

You want me to celebrate Jesus? A man who broke the law?

β€œDebating this is my only personality trait, so I hope it’s never resolved.”

I tell ya, I’m tired of this world, these people. I’m tired of getting no respect

When a pirate is about to cum.