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tremendouslyok.bsky.social
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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hi i'm ben your ai chatbot

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

submitted 7 days ago • 398 comments

find your niche

submitted 10 days ago • 50 comments

The biggest sign of how catastrophically the X brand has failed is that in Kanye West’s Heil Hitler song he still calls it Twitter

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

submitted 34 days ago • 77 comments

We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things

submitted 41 days ago • 99 comments

submitted 43 days ago • 241 comments

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

submitted 44 days ago • 24 comments

i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater

submitted 46 days ago • 25 comments

slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo

submitted 46 days ago • 41 comments

literally every time I talk to friends

submitted 84 days ago • 220 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 96 days ago • 35 comments

submitted 120 days ago • 62 comments

You think you can put MY ass in a gargantuan bubble? Baby you KNOW I am popping out of that thing with the pointed tip of my vintage Prussian army officer's 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘣𝘦

submitted 125 days ago • 6 comments

me: why is there only one set of footprints Jesus: i can fly check it out (Jesus flies around) me: (Jesus lands) Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer

submitted 185 days ago • 16 comments

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

submitted 187 days ago • 402 comments

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Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here 👍🏼

submitted 213 days ago • 61 comments

i hate you. just kidding 😂

submitted 213 days ago • 60 comments

me and my 2 most trusted friends-with-benefits showing up 10 minutes late and slightly drunk to my mothers funeral

submitted 361 days ago • 5 comments

You want me to celebrate Jesus? A man who broke the law?

submitted 517 days ago • 52 comments

“Debating this is my only personality trait, so I hope it’s never resolved.”

submitted 525 days ago • 15 comments

I tell ya, I’m tired of this world, these people. I’m tired of getting no respect

submitted 539 days ago • 18 comments

When a pirate is about to cum.

submitted 542 days ago • 25 comments