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trevypoos.bsky.social
I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff. I am either very close, or very tall. I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD. https://trevorship.co.uk
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"It’s not a real Nazi salute unless it comes from the Acromian region of the shoulder, otherwise it’s just sparkling fascism."

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Open All Hours has taken a dark turn.

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Zelensky is proof that comedians don't need permission from the traditional gatekeepers anymore, to build a fanbase and a television career. Have faith in your product, and know how to work social media. It's far more valuable than a Fringe run.

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Open All Hours has taken a dark turn.

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I used the C word in a work email this morning. That wasn’t clever.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I have invented a rainproof coat for mountain herbivores I call it the Alpacamac

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

My daughter dropped the A bomb yesterday at dinner. I didn't know that she had the facility to enrich uranium, but there we go.

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Bringing a very different meaning to ”The Shoop Shoop song.”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

RIP Eurosport

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

submitted 3 days ago • 202 comments

Alien: Take me to your leader. Humanity: Could we take you to Sandi Toksvig instead?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You didn't like my tabletop gaming anecdote? Huh. I guess you had to be pretending to be there.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

My daughter dropped the A bomb yesterday at dinner. I didn't know that she had the facility to enrich uranium, but there we go.

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I have invented a rainproof coat for mountain herbivores I call it the Alpacamac

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

"Has anbaddy gat anny bakkle arrandoov"

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

I used the C word in a work email this morning. That wasn’t clever.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Did Schrödinger’s cat think outside the box?

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I want to open an inspector Gadget themed pub. The Go Go Gadget Arms.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Did Schrödinger’s cat think outside the box?

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I want to open an inspector Gadget themed pub. The Go Go Gadget Arms.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

By day, mild mannered civil servant. By night… Asleep.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

By day, mild mannered civil servant. By night… Asleep.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It was my belief that chiropractors were just charlatans until I needed one. Now I stand corrected. #lunchpun

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

This is a VERY Bluesky thing and I need people to try and do this for a week and see if it becomes habit. If you see a post that might be a big joke/shitpost/combination of both, find it in your heart to not reply with something serious. Just try it for ONE WEEK. It could revolutionise this website.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I have a new printer. Something seemed really familiar about it. I've finally figured out what it is and have labelled it appropriately. It is now a Super Printendo. 😂

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

How many fake estate agents must there have been for them to have to add “real” to their title?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

For anyone that is still interested, or even awake, at this point I finally managed to sort my Wordpress problems. * So here is a link to all of my Traffic Island SubSTack posts now on my own blog. *My own problems will take somewhat longer. trevorship.co.uk/958-2/

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's lucky that Bristol cars are rare. A pair of Bristols would be quite embarrassing.

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For anyone that is still interested, or even awake, at this point I finally managed to sort my Wordpress problems. * So here is a link to all of my Traffic Island SubSTack posts now on my own blog. *My own problems will take somewhat longer. trevorship.co.uk/958-2/

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

HAVE IT!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I am having WordPress Issues and my brain is too fizzy right now to fix it. I have made a page for all of my Traffic Island posts to be linked from. I have linked all of the articles on it and saved it.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Which one of them is Sydney? That’s obviously the Tyne Bridge behind them.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I have closed my SubStack account (The Traffic Island) and moved all of my posts to my own blog. Why? Short answer - ADHD and Nazis. There's a sentence you don't see that often. All of the posts are now here: trevorship.co.uk

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I have closed my SubStack account (The Traffic Island) and moved all of my posts to my own blog. Why? Short answer - ADHD and Nazis. There's a sentence you don't see that often. All of the posts are now here: trevorship.co.uk

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments