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tricks96.bsky.social
Dad, Christian, Texan, Florida man, Momma Bear, Jazz, Vax skeptic, anti-Flouride, pro-dentist.
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I’m going to get roasted for this, but…brrrrrrrrrr. 🥶

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I toured a sewage treatment plant with 5th graders for work today. Best that!

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

You mean Joe Biden checks?!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The most fascinating thing about all this Pam Bondi/FBI/Epstein files is the increasingly likelihood that she passed out those folders without the slightest clue of what was and was not in them.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

9:20 me: I wonder if it’s too early for me to go to bed? 12:46 me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu…

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If anybody wants to fire off a quick email on Monday to [email protected] with five bullets on what you accomplished this week, it could be fun!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

My youngest had a bday party at one of those packed indoor kid gym places that crush your soul on a Sat. He invited the shy girl in the class. They didn’t RSVP but dropped her off. No contact with the parent at all. The party ended 40 minutes ago and we’re still waiting for someone to pick her up.

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Someone really needs to put a stop to all of these lazy ass federal employees working from home.

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Was in a Teams meeting with state and federal workers this afternoon. The new anxiety of which of your federal worker friends aren’t on the call and why, followed by discussing the important work that now isn’t going to continue. But this person’s background brought some appreciated levity.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty crazy that it took celebrating Presidents Day for 146 years until we finally had one with a plural number of presidents.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

That warm juxtaposition of getting in your car every day, grateful that you don’t need to fill it up with gas but also wanting to drive it straight into a wall and never giving that asshole another dollar.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

This gets posted like none of us have ever seen the contestants on Forged in Fire.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The emperor has no clothes and now the farmers won’t have any water.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

At this rate, my job will be irrelevant by March.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I got an email last night from our Executive Team announcing that we’re shelving about $50M of projects that have some federal funding nexus due to the unpredictability of Trump. So if you think that pause only lasted 12 hours, I can assure you that these ripples will last months.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Ignoring the general bat shitness of this, we’re all interpreting this clip as Trump believing that the Army Corp of Engineers is part of the military, right?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

My son learned an important lesson today on how two different things operate. When church related activity says they leave at 2:00, they mean 2:20. When high school lacrosse team says bus leaves at 2:00, they mean 2:00.

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Talked to a couple federally employed friends yesterday. One has been on a one day per pay period office requirement and the other was an explicit remote position (he lives in Maine, the project is in So Nevada). Neither of them have received any information about new office requirements.

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