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tricks96.bsky.social
Dad, Christian, Texan, Florida man, Momma Bear, Jazz, Vax skeptic, anti-Flouride, pro-dentist.
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It’s such a mood killer.
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And risk having an affair?!
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Gotta love that the only use of “sacrifice” is not going out to eat for lunch for a year.
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Speaking of work today…Houston, we have a huge problem! #zipsunzippedinwrongspot !!!!
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Hawaiian shart is the original Hawaiian Punch.
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They picked her up in a giant ev Hummer. I found this juxtaposition much more interesting than my wife did.
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At least TLC wouldn’t have to deal with any SAG issues with how little she speaks.
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Zip offs are a not a right, but a privilege.
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💀
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We’ve adopted her. LOL. Her family pulled up at about the 45 minute mark. She spent three hours with us and I didn’t hear one word from her. Then my son opened the card from her and it was like 100 words long full of fun, quirky energy.
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Absolutely no judgement. Just confession. Upside down and hanging on by the finger tips.
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Mood.
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National Parks are closed. Sorry.
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No one under the banner of heaven is safe.
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Gotta love that he pulled the Kimberly G line. Still part of the family.
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the thing about gilead is that it does not fucking work
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Getting everything ready for the return of the saints.
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Or bakery.
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Luckily, Teslas are faster than buses.
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Whenever I run into someone I k ow while grocery shopping, I can tell they’re usually glancing around looking for my wife.
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Sorry guys, I’m out!
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Of course!
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Is this a movie?
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The dude was just eating fruit and seeds. You bet he was skin and bones.
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It appears they’ve had a very busy 24 hours.