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I gotta…how often do you hear “thank God” and yet get upset when someone says it in the language Jesus used?
Fucking terrorists!
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Found this while unpacking. Jesus, I’m simple.
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It’s tRick…the “t” is silent.
And of course you are welcome.
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Amen. Which is kinda this. “Let it be”. Allahu akbar…as Jesus said in is tongue
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It’s how said rapist rolls…shit ain’t changed.
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Full secondary confession…my first born daughter who is now proudly my son was named Syd. It wasn’t a decision I made lightly.
You can ask for an explanation if inclined. It’ll involve a lot of musical references and such.
I don’t tread lightly. I stomp.
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Full disclosure: my son is “TR”….long story…I’ll tell it if anyone asks…it’s what made me note your screen name. That aside…
I’ve seen too many winters to give a single squirt of piss what people think of me. And your post here encouraged me.
Let’s all save our “fucks” for what matters.
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Bring it in, man. We could do with one.
(I promise to do the double pat on the back if you worry it’d make us gay should we be seen hugging)
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Now, I can’t condone such a cavalier mantra. Joy that I can’t write a book about it.
Wait. Fuck that.
Excess is never enough. Onward. Better to burn out than to be Neil Young’s late friend than Kurt. And let’s do all of it twice.
“No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn”
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(Shit don’t change. Side note. People sick. That’s the constant I. All the variables)
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As for addiction…let’s talk like the foe.
Why don’t the demand not fix the problem of supply. Sorry, but if yer ma is a junkie, ain’t it her job to “just quit”?
Don’t come at me with that pansy added reform therapy shit. If she dies, didn’t she ask for it? Wasn’t she the problem?
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I’m not fussing here. Autism or the spectrum ain’t cross crossed (Nevermind the bad music) with mental issues. It ain’t simple madness or being a “retard%” (fucked orthography for the sake of fouling the rules) it’s people.
I love people. We are all broken. When do the hugs start?
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Nowadays. And it ain’t a bad thing. We’d note that Elwood is on a spectrum. It’s not a bad thing. It’s just understanding that shit ain’t changed so much as we keep pretending, if I may, that every generation thinks it’s discovered sex.
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“We enter as strangers…soon we are friends…”
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Did I properly spell that right in terms of phonetics? “Beyh beyh”…it’s why her accent is fucking brilliant.
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Don’t be so I inquisitive jamison.
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What about the “beeh beeh?”
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Communist. I mean, socialist. I mean. But Chinese ties. I mean we need tariffs to force the stupid and cheap to do right.
I mean, stop being so local. It’s a big world. Let’s hide. Competition is for fascists and Nazi commie socialist losers.
Wanna but my sneakers you people?
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…surely that will bring the cost of groceries and goods right down.
Uhm…sure.
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Then let’s work smart…start by imposing a $50k fine per undocumented immigrant hired by any corporation and an automatic IRS audit of companies to check for payments made under the table…back taxes and criminal charges to follow where needed.
I mean, then our citizens can refuse the jobs…
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Don’t besmirch personal hygiene. You’ll need that paper (once worth gold) to clear the present crap storm from your eyes.
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Oh, I forgot. This is a limited time offer so the urgency is important. Do it now or regret it forever.
Anyone know where I can invest I. Some Trump sneakers or gold plated coins? I am buying. Here’s your opportunity.
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First tip…free with subscription you can cancel at any time…gather bank and passphrase info from scammer destination accounts. Then, repurpose them to future scammers when they ask you for your info. Easy peasy.
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Don’t fall for that everyone. For just $29.95 I can guarantee you that I will take your information, I’ll need bank routing and such, and do my best to make you a millionaire by the year’s end. Don’t scrimp on cheap substitutes. What is ten bucks more for assurance of a high quality scam?
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Welcome to America.
I’m way past hearing anyone say as an argument that “this is not who we are”
Yes it is. There’s the problem.
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Like Clapton objecting to putting shit in his arm.
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Health! I mean, “salud”
Wait. Did I just propose a toast or finish one?
I like toast. National food of the north. Cheese on toast. It’s all anyone needs, he said as he tucked into a pub meat pie or Irish stew…or even a burger or hot dog.
But, I’m an inadvertent vegetarian who understands food.
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Geshunteit
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Oh…forgive my rudeness…I like you too. It don’t diminish nothing but I like everyone. I just “like” nothing on social media…don’t be offended. It would launch another tRick diatribe about that mechanism.
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I’m a funny guy. It’s all I have to offer. I gave up trying long ago. Let’s laugh. But, no preconceptions here..just make an informed argument against this kind of living AFTER you actually watch the whole thing.
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Look, if you won’t play along, I can’t help you. Yer s’posed to get all het up and mad. Wait…that was Twitter. Sorry. I’m still acclimating to those old magic standards of polite discourse.
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Oh shit. My alacrity with a response and fat fingers has made me type shit that is not only grammatically improper, but embarrassing for a man of my linguistic stature. I apologize.
But…fuck the petty grammarians. I’m in team linguist, so to keep membership I must say this.
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My turn.
Yer a butt.
(Works every time)
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I’m easy. Don’t make me sing. It would not only annoy waste your time but it’d annoy the pig.
A cliche got that way from being true a lot.
“Why not teach a pig to sing…”
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How dare you! No, I love Jim too…but to make the Grinch synonymous with him hurts my soul.
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As per nothing. It’s an interesting word and concept…like dividing by zero. We know what it means but not really. It’s why I love words.
“There’s nothing I hate more than nothing…”
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Yer lucky…all I get is boobs and crypto offers and news that I’m being given thousands of dollars if I just give up my bank info or send a few hundred bucks.
And, yes to all who send me such things, I will reply…you won’t enjoy it.
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Two of my favourite things.
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(This is a song from before “the internet” and “social media” but it’s the exact same quandary and false hope and real hope.
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I’m old. There, I said it. I’ve been a DJ on air of corporate radio and I’ve offered my business’s building for “pyrate radio”…I’ve illegally broadcast. I know “radio is dead” but as a concept, it isn’t.
They can’t stop people from communicating.
Shit don’t change…
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At some point, and it always amazes me that they don’t, the over-comfortable people who are willing to harm another for their own gain seem not to understand the natural (selection) result in holding a majority down and profiting from their miserable situation.
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We have it. It’s. It pretty, but…
I think “reality” hit hard recently in the assassination of that healthcare CEO.
I am sorry he got killed. I really am. But, go back days before the shooting and ask him if the “policies” he made and supported were anything less than what he got.
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I made a mistake replying to you earlier…forgive me.
You just said it…it’s that money IS our present government, not people.
People are our present problem. Rather, keeping it kind on a Sunday, people are the puzzle…
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I think, politely, Thad it ain’t that you are wrong but that it that “the people” haven’t done what they suggest they support.
…and it’s the money that’s the problem…well, where a collar per vote is the rule rather than a person is a vote.
Simple maths.
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I wasn’t talking about any organization. I was talking about simple maths.
Tariffs to force folks to decide to buy American? I thought patriots already did that.
Sounds like big government to me…
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Howdy
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Ok that one got me.
Reference only provided for the close quote and irrational hope.
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Yeah. That ain’t possible. Time is money. Money is power. Having trumps not having money. Money is a vote. This all argues that the free market as a theory is not an idea but a result of reality.
…so, where are the unions?
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When wasn’t that so?