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European Parliament member 👇🏽

submitted 3 days ago • 924 comments

Sending Bug's old baby stuff back to the US with my extended family to donate over there feels like when we used to send our old toys to Africa with the Christian missionaries... 😐

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Question from the 8 year old: Did Thanos have a 50% chance of snapping himself?

submitted 5 days ago • 540 comments

That’s more like it.

submitted 6 days ago • 1170 comments

Timeline cleanser ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I thought you might want to know that in 'Flubber' (1997) Robin Williams rides an electric scooter 🛴 to show the audience how ridiculous he is.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

😔

submitted 15 days ago • 57 comments

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

submitted 16 days ago • 70 comments

“It says it had ‘teasing’ notes of black cherry and bitter almond. It was less of a tease and more of a prolonged strangulation of throat and senses,” Moorton told us. “It was like being choked to death in the bosom of my Great Aunt Maureen.”

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Day 3 of learning Finnish. Still can't ask where the bathrooms are, but I can tell people I am a really good wizard.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

How on earth this three month old post did not get 10k reskeets over the past two days is beyond me. But in any case, give this man an award.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Things that have helped this week: playing music loudly and at the proper speed again. The soft compression of wool tights. Our new heated blanket and going to bed at 8 (!) whenever I can. Listening to @youaregood.bsky.social exclusively. Realising you can mute words on here and not just tags.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

So the one positive thing today is that finally I was in enough of a "oh fuck it!" mode to brave taking apart my 50 year old record player (afraid to do since 2017) and, guys, I fixed it! (forgive the camera work I'm drunk with glee)

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submitted 33 days ago • 34 comments

Mood.

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"Masculine Energy"

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submitted 35 days ago • 169 comments

I know I'm not supposed to care about things because I'm Gen X, but i be caring. I know a lot of my generation was raised to "endure." Whatever it is, the question is always "but did you die?" And the answer is "no, far worse...i remained alive but couldn't live." Not caring hasn't served us.

submitted 35 days ago • 28 comments

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

submitted 36 days ago • 787 comments

I'm sorry family but today I am just barely containing my rage at having to do things besides lying on the couch.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

After being back at work for a while I am once again hyper aware of how weird it is that for my entire life work = selling your time to go be MURDEROUSLY understimulated in a place for 8 hours, and how that's true for MOST PEOPLE. I really don't think this is an efficient division of labour.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

This is excellent. I had no idea!

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This is a beautiful tribute.

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submitted 37 days ago • 155 comments

Son (14) discovered tonight he is no longer the target audience of a thing. That's what getting older feels like, but with THE WORLD. All I got in the past 16 years was one Cure album and Beetlejuice 2.

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