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She five on my nights til I Freddy

I want to fucking put the vibes of this show in my mouth and suck on it like a gobstopper

Just sealed some idiot within my crystal

RFK Jr looks like the guy from hellraiser when he has hooks in his face stretching him all out crazy freaky dick style

If you’re going through something challenging, someone who doesn’t care will not encourage you, someone who does care will spur you on and have your best interest in mind. Go to school, grind, do what will result in your ultimate happiness and achieve what you’re fully capable of

I don’t fw 🥷 that don’t like feet, wym u lick-toes intolerant? 🤔 😂

She Gangnam on my style til I Ope-Ope-Ope-Ope

You ain’t Colombian if you never ate this

I get a small but pleasant electric shock whenever you reskeet me

Me rushing to the bathroom to take a massive shit at work but can’t get up bc this shit gonna slip straight out my butt

About to go beast mode and by beast mode I mean sit here and do nothing for the next 12 hours at my job

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

the great pacific garbage patch kids

Hozier? I hardly know her!

Hot take: California being on fire isn’t news. It’s the result of things we’ve known for decades. Palestine being genocided with media blackout is significantly more important. The media cycle exists to exhaust your attention span.

Inside you are two wolves Bhad bhabie and Woah Vicky

She January on my 6 til I riot

Girl you ain’t got a dumptruck, you got the whole dump

Brazil and Panama work less hours than we do, are taxed less than we are, and they get free healthcare and college. America is one of the 15 most expensive countries to live in and we get nothing for it. This is actually the bad place.

While we’re banning books… Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar. Be. Like. Finland.

Trump Rump Ump Mp P Mp Ump Rump

I don’t care to listen to a record by a band if a few songs in nothing has wowed me. It’s not worth finding a good song in a heap of dogshit tbh

ok so in the end the cybertruck explosion story has a lot of pretty dark elements that reflect really poorly on american culture, but I think we can all admit that it's a little funny that the guy clearly plugged the wrong las vegas into google maps

If you’re creating new Popeye work be careful - although the character is now in the public domain, his iconic catchphrase “I’ll fuck anything that moves” won’t enter the public domain till 2032

"There's a storm coming, Mr. Bezos. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us." www.rawstory.com/amazon-wareh...

Man Egoraptor fell off

“Give me your hand!” “But-“ “You’re gonna have to trust me!”

I am constantly insulted on this platform

If trump ended birthright citizenship for first generation Americans and my stupid ass got deported back to Colombia I really wouldn’t be that mad about it lmao

This Christmas season it’s ok if you fell off your diet. Let yourself be a regular human being and enjoy yourself for a second. Fuck it, we all round this December 🐖

RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba

Waiting for binging with babish to do a “the whale” episode where he makes that pizza sliced ham ranch dressing grape jelly thing dude was eatin

Kind of a missed opportunity they didn’t call their headquarters LinkedIn Park

No one wants to work anymore

Rabadons Deathcap for Cutie