trollbot.bsky.social
Reposts are because there's no save button š
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sure but I work in tech and I'm actually not worried about either of these things so to be quite honest my main reason for supporting it is:
LIFE IS BROKEN AND WE SHOULD LIGHT THINGS ON FIRE ABOUT IT
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY FUCKING TED TALK GRAB A COMPLIMENTARY MOLOTOV ON YOUR WAY OUT
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joke's on you I've been scrubbing my identity since '98 and now I have to sign multiple affidavits attesting to my true identity whenever I apply for a mortgage š¤
(jk but also not jk? at this point there's actually a little extra paperwork š¬)
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omg SHE'S A WITCH!!!
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don't worry! the cybertruck has you covered!!
*fucking locks you inside when it detects fire*
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in 2020 we set a cop car on fire... we used to be a proper nation. š
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> Good luck
don't need it. am white. š
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a MAGA Mexican actually! easy cannon fodder
but hey won't affect me my great great grandparents were born here
not like Trump's chief of staff supports "denaturalization" or anything. good luck!!
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oh living in a rural MAGA area makes that quite easy
I once spent 36 hours straight trying to get a type 1 bipolar woman committed during a full blown manic episode w/ delusions-of-grandeur + intense psychosis
she even tried to show up and surrender herself for the 5150 lmao they wouldn't take her
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gonna laugh when you're deported anyway lmao
these people don't give a FUCK
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once there's bodies on the street and they see martial law is *failing* they'll dump him to save their own skins
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lol ttrpg setting where a necromancer is hyped cuz he revives ~1/5 dead people
townsfolk deride him and think he sucks cuz not every grandma gets zombified
he marches his undead army on the town so they know EXACTLY what reviving 15% of the dead looks like
villain origin story
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take your $20 dollars and hand it directly to literally anyone who posts investigate shit you like
I have NEVER been disappointed
hell, one guy I pay $8/mo to focuses almost exclusively on the weird cult brewing in my hometown of less than 20,000 people
worth. EVERY. penny.
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on that note, a lot of fitness instructors (and especially influencers) under 40 can go ahead and just sit the fuck down for a few years
I want fitness tips from my +65 coworkers who can still go powder skiing lol not some 20yo who can drink a liter of vodka and still run 10 miles in the morning
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I really don't get the appeal of Trump to the "masculine" right
this Gulf of America thing is the second most beta male cuck-ass thing I've heard in my life. absolute "I peaked in middle school" behavior.
it's rivaled only by his very public messy break up with Elon Musk (during pride month ffs)
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Unfortunately yes. My friends send it to me anytime Iām even three seconds late to something.
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NyQuil Cold Flu & Disassociate
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good lord he walked straight in to that one
could've let it go. he interrupted proceedings for an own goal lmao
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I have nightmares about this where my wife's beloved cat gets out because I screwwed up like this and I spend the entire night screaming his name and searching for him š
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Columbia River *Gorge*
the Coulumbia River itself is a wee bit wider when it finally reaches Oregon š
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When I was a noob on help desk one HR gal used to let me snag the first donut when she was walking in on Fridays
CEO could've been locked out of his account. Sev 0 outage affecting everyone. Whatever. I didn't give a FUCK.
if Susan needed her printer's toner changed? that was getting done first.
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double insane to me cuz there's actually uses for a scalable talking parrot on acid lmao
but corpos insist it can replace therapists and artists?
lmao no. not at all. it can tag blog posts at scale. that's what it can do. and that's incredible if you're a fucking nerd like me
otherwise it's dumb
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Saying that is a therapist's whole job. The entire job, in one sentence.
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the amount of time my wife, as a therapist, spends summarizing what someone just said and repeating it back is unreal
then they say, "WELL when you put it THAT way..."
bitch *YOU* put it that way!
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oh the creativity that ttrpgs unlocked in my autistic son lmao
from "I don't play pretend" to "I AM FUCKING LOGAN NINE FINGERS" in an instant