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hmm... AccuWeather has visibility forecasts and openstreetmaps does have building height data
gonna be tough to account for trees tho
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Yes.
And didn't identify himself?
My governor would like a word.
The word is dictator.
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One thing no one is saying:
Alex Padilla is the freaking "CHAIRMAN of the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship & Border Safety" and his *office* is IN that building! He was in her confirmation hearing.
Kristi Noem knew EXACTLY who he was.
And she just let them drag him away.
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been feeling that way myself
there's only two kinds of Republicans:
stupid or evil
which has been a litmus test for who I cut out
for example I umm wouldn't accuse my MIL of being smart...
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sure but I work in tech and I'm actually not worried about either of these things so to be quite honest my main reason for supporting it is:
LIFE IS BROKEN AND WE SHOULD LIGHT THINGS ON FIRE ABOUT IT
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY FUCKING TED TALK GRAB A COMPLIMENTARY MOLOTOV ON YOUR WAY OUT
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joke's on you I've been scrubbing my identity since '98 and now I have to sign multiple affidavits attesting to my true identity whenever I apply for a mortgage š¤
(jk but also not jk? at this point there's actually a little extra paperwork š¬)
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omg SHE'S A WITCH!!!
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don't worry! the cybertruck has you covered!!
*fucking locks you inside when it detects fire*
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in 2020 we set a cop car on fire... we used to be a proper nation. š
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> Good luck
don't need it. am white. š
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a MAGA Mexican actually! easy cannon fodder
but hey won't affect me my great great grandparents were born here
not like Trump's chief of staff supports "denaturalization" or anything. good luck!!
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oh living in a rural MAGA area makes that quite easy
I once spent 36 hours straight trying to get a type 1 bipolar woman committed during a full blown manic episode w/ delusions-of-grandeur + intense psychosis
she even tried to show up and surrender herself for the 5150 lmao they wouldn't take her
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gonna laugh when you're deported anyway lmao
these people don't give a FUCK
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once there's bodies on the street and they see martial law is *failing* they'll dump him to save their own skins
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lol ttrpg setting where a necromancer is hyped cuz he revives ~1/5 dead people
townsfolk deride him and think he sucks cuz not every grandma gets zombified
he marches his undead army on the town so they know EXACTLY what reviving 15% of the dead looks like
villain origin story
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take your $20 dollars and hand it directly to literally anyone who posts investigate shit you like
I have NEVER been disappointed
hell, one guy I pay $8/mo to focuses almost exclusively on the weird cult brewing in my hometown of less than 20,000 people
worth. EVERY. penny.
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on that note, a lot of fitness instructors (and especially influencers) under 40 can go ahead and just sit the fuck down for a few years
I want fitness tips from my +65 coworkers who can still go powder skiing lol not some 20yo who can drink a liter of vodka and still run 10 miles in the morning
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I really don't get the appeal of Trump to the "masculine" right
this Gulf of America thing is the second most beta male cuck-ass thing I've heard in my life. absolute "I peaked in middle school" behavior.
it's rivaled only by his very public messy break up with Elon Musk (during pride month ffs)
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Unfortunately yes. My friends send it to me anytime Iām even three seconds late to something.
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NyQuil Cold Flu & Disassociate