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Jamie, 28, he/they. Musician, media enjoyer, unpaid Pepto Bismol brand ambassador
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submitted 14 hours ago • 9 comments

These modern day billionaire oligarchs should try being more like the wealthy industry tycoons of the past (dead).

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Three gummies and the Album “90125” By the band Yes? Dude

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

DMing my crush: I frew up

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments

youtu.be/1ECec9YoHYs?... hey

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

lead singer of a rock band that also does gay porn: for this new album we're taking our sound in a nude erection

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

submitted 468 days ago • 16 comments

Diana the frog

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 13 hours ago • 319 comments

Richard "Ricky "Chip "General "Grant" Ironicus" Cheezum" Dick" Marcinko

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

submitted 13 hours ago • 63 comments

Uncle Phil, you gotta kick that man’s B U T T!

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

submitted 15 hours ago • 481 comments

i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter

submitted 1 day ago • 177 comments

your honor the only things our client was killing were box office records and low expectations for romance

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

all else aside this is some classic dumb guy management, just absolutely stupid time and resource wasting incompetent boss shit

submitted 15 hours ago • 44 comments

Mmm Google Gemini ads being placed in front of old episodes of Sunday School Dropouts, yucky yucky yucky, no me gusta

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

submitted 1 day ago • 112 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

(Stone-faced man ducks under police tape) OFFICER (whispers) That's Rick Searcher. He's just called Searcher. He'll search for anything. OFFICER 2 And he finds it? OFFICER (solemn) ...sometimes. Title: SEARCHER!

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

a perfect loaf 🍞

submitted 23 hours ago • 11 comments

This is what Drake thinks he looks like

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submitted 20 hours ago • 6 comments

Far Cry 5 being about shooting the fuck out of a far right Christian cult in Rural Montana but having the endings be either that he was correct or you're secretly still mind controlled by him is Earth's greatest botch. Nobody's ever fucked up that bad. Complete Butt-Fumble.

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

The Calvin and Hobbes posted today surely has no wider implications for our current situation

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submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

"hey we puttin metal harbor in the game, what kinda layout should we go for?" the humble dick and balls:

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Introducing my new son-in-law, Mr. Charlie Scum.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

a couple of things I drew after my first #ghosttrick playthrough

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

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dragonite express mail 📨

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Thinking about Final Fantasy VII and how in 1997 it had the message that you'll have to make peace with your own actions but ultimately massive property damage is the only way for the opressed minority to pressure huge corporations.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Commercials for meds are always like "Ask your doctor about trying Our Medication 🌞" Like woah woah, slow down there, bucko- have YOU ever asked a doctor for a specific med? That's how you get labeled drug seeking. Doctors figure out which meds to give you via telepathy & ancient forest magics ONLY.

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Yes, it is entirely correct to point out that ICE officers do not have any legal authority to break into somebody’s home unless they get a judicial warrant; which they generally cannot do, because judges only issue warrants for probable cause of crimes, not immigration law violations.

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 22,1945

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submitted 22 hours ago • 17 comments

taskmaster content

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck

submitted 1 day ago • 97 comments

The mental leaps, the logical pretzels, the sheer effort that some people in the media are going to have to come up with to avoid naming the most obvious fucking reason in the universe all this stuff is happening

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

haha. Back when Target was doing corporate pride, one of their vendors approached me to do a "Detransition, Baby" t-shirt. (very confusing! I said no). So now Target and I are even. But the moral of the story is that my book will be available at indie bookstores!

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

"She's faking it."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"'What the f--- is wrong with this guy? And why doesn’t his shirt fit?'"

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

you would not joke about elon's botched penile implant if you knew an ill-mannered pug ran off with most of his dick and balls during the procedure. he spends hours every week chasing after it with a big dog catcher's net.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments