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Jamie, 28, he/they. Musician, media enjoyer, unpaid Pepto Bismol brand ambassador
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very funny when u can see that two friends obviously just found the same thing together

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

being obsessed with IQ is a good sign that you have nothing in your life to give you actual meaning. (also a good sign you have bell curve-esque beliefs about human equality)

submitted 6 hours ago • 252 comments

I want to reference this post all the time but many times it requires misgendering friends so I can't. Horrible world

submitted 3 hours ago • 8 comments

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

submitted 60 days ago • 42 comments

when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly

submitted 5 hours ago • 20 comments

The swimsuit of all time.

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

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Take it easy, but TAKE it

submitted 100 days ago • 27 comments

So is the premise of this new Jack Reacher thing that he found the Zoltar machine and wished to be big?

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submitted 17 hours ago • 43 comments

no other game doing critters like yoshi's island. look at these fuckers. i love them

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

j dawg funny moments

submitted 13 hours ago • 57 comments

🚽👍✨

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

This makes me laugh every time. I will not explain myself!

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

this rich asshole in st. louis pointed a gun at some protesters and become a right wing celebrity overnight. conservatives were so enthralled by a guy who threatened to kill liberals that he got recruited to run for senate and raised over a million bucks in individual donations

submitted 20 hours ago • 30 comments

"study shows" is fuckin brutal lmao "yeah we ran the numbers and the science is settled: people find you moist and offputting"

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ConCLAVEn

submitted 23 hours ago • 9 comments

These modern day billionaire oligarchs should try being more like the wealthy industry tycoons of the past (dead).

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Three gummies and the Album “90125” By the band Yes? Dude

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

DMing my crush: I frew up

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

youtu.be/1ECec9YoHYs?... hey

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

lead singer of a rock band that also does gay porn: for this new album we're taking our sound in a nude erection

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

submitted 469 days ago • 17 comments

Diana the frog

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 23 hours ago • 347 comments

Richard "Ricky "Chip "General "Grant" Ironicus" Cheezum" Dick" Marcinko

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

submitted 22 hours ago • 118 comments

Uncle Phil, you gotta kick that man’s B U T T!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

submitted 1 day ago • 564 comments

i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter

submitted 1 day ago • 177 comments

your honor the only things our client was killing were box office records and low expectations for romance

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

all else aside this is some classic dumb guy management, just absolutely stupid time and resource wasting incompetent boss shit

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

Mmm Google Gemini ads being placed in front of old episodes of Sunday School Dropouts, yucky yucky yucky, no me gusta

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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

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(Stone-faced man ducks under police tape) OFFICER (whispers) That's Rick Searcher. He's just called Searcher. He'll search for anything. OFFICER 2 And he finds it? OFFICER (solemn) ...sometimes. Title: SEARCHER!

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

a perfect loaf 🍞

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

This is what Drake thinks he looks like

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Far Cry 5 being about shooting the fuck out of a far right Christian cult in Rural Montana but having the endings be either that he was correct or you're secretly still mind controlled by him is Earth's greatest botch. Nobody's ever fucked up that bad. Complete Butt-Fumble.

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments