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Trump angers the Catholic Church. The Idiot-In-Chief.

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

“It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help. If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite." -Pope Francis

A #crab in a fish tank discovered the air pump… and turned it into a personal jacuzzi. Crabs are curious creatures and often interact with their environment in surprisingly playful ways.

What if they made Tickle-Me-NOT-Elmo?

Mass by Leonard Bernstein but they're Muppets and the one human is the celebrant.

We’ve always taken our own car on road trips, but would renting be cheaper? Gas is one thing, but wear & tear adds up ⛽ So we made a quick calculator to compare the costs. And, well, it depends on the trip! Try it out & see what makes sense for you! 🚗 #travel #roadtrip #TravelBloggersCommunity ✈️🗺️

I’m going to post pictures of bad mushrooms now because mushrooms are ugly and I hate them haha APRIL FOOL

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

I just dusted off the "polite no" phrase* I keep in my Notes app and used in an email, please clap *I’m limiting new commitments right now, but thanks for thinking of me (literally copy and paste when needed)

Today's thought I can't get out of my head: There's eight billion people on Earth. The average person spends around 25 minutes per day on the toilet. Which means: when the Thanos snap happened 1.73% of people who got snapped were actively on the toilet. That works out to ~139 million people.

"He's too radical", the Dem party did him so dirty. We were robbed.

Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone Call it a Day Of Transparency

Merry Superbowl to all who celebrate.

For anyone in need of a timeline cleanse - I had the absolute privilege to visit a turtle sanctuary recently; spending time in the wilds remains a restorative activity

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.

I was today years old when I learned what collision insurance is... And that we don't have it. 😔

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

Tech has got to stop trying to be cool and get back to this level of whimsy, I'm not even kidding

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

Lest we forget

Philip Glass + kitty 📷 Ebet Roberts, 1987 #Caturday

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

when a baby is screaming in public i think about them as a little metal singer and honestly it does help

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"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font

The amount of First Baptist Churches I see has the same energy as "first" comments on YouTube videos

I started reading the Warriors series chronologically and I LOVE GOSSIPING ABOUT THESE GOOFY FICTIONAL CATS THEY ARE UP TO SO MUCH DRAMA?

Studio Ghibli’s The Wind Rises (2013) features a four-second crowd scene that took animator Eiji Yamamori 1 year and 3 months to complete

Things you can buy with $700: - One PlayStation 5 Pro - Two LEGO Deku Trees - 23.33~ copies of PLAY NICE: The Rise, Fall, and Future of Blizzard Entertainment - 700 Arizona Ice Teas - 43% of a GeForce RTX 4090

"Is your uvula deviated?" -someone on the shuttle.

given that elmo has been trying to learn things as long as I can remember I think it’s fair to say that the educational system on Sesame Street is in shambles

Bro keeps yapping about their "mammary systems" 👀

Definitely not using my staff parking privileges to park closer to a full state fair park and ride 👀

Yes it's early, but fall starts when I see the trees turn and winter starts with the first snow. I don't make the rules.

Ladies and gentleman and vastly more interesting genders: we got him. We finally caught Schrodinger's cat.

Youtuber: Here's how Stephen King wrote so much in his early career. Habit. Discipline of writing every day. Following his passion. That's the secret sauce to productivity. Stephen King: It was cocaine. Also alcohol, but mainly cocaine. There's an entire book I don't even remember writing.

I've said some shit about the meme theory if this election, but the meme game really is that good

It's international cat day, so probably time to share on here the story behind my profile picture. The cat in it is Napoleon. This is their journey from starving feral kitty to happy house floof. And this is why rescue kitties are wonderful. /1

Local radio is some old guy named Mark dropping the best jazz you've never heard.