Lord, no! I'm going to stick with what's in the produce department...unless society falls and we're all left eating whatever we find. Then I draw the line at dumpster diving.
Mushroom haters, typically hate canned mushrooms, rather than properly sauteed fresh mushrooms. I've made many mushroom haters realize they were idiots about mushrooms by cooking fresh mushrooms properly, and begging for more, including the mushrooms!
Not gonna lie, I don't mind putting canned mushrooms in a baked dish. Just make sure to drain and pat dry with a towel. Now I absolutely hate pizza shops that just dump canned mushrooms on a pizza.
That's probably because they most likely weren't actually freshly chopped mushrooms (iMHO Porta Bello is best), regardless of what she said, and sauteed. I don't just mean cooked, I mean nearly precisely what I wrote, in spite of the current inability of my keyboard to allow accent markers.
People try something only once and decide to never like it again. People eat one bad tomato and thus ALL tomatoes are bad. They eat one improperly cooked mushroom, same deal. Trust me, if the mushrooms were cooked well and in disguise she would have devoured it unknowingly. Also, brats be brats.
I hate mushrooms ever since as a little boy I pointed to a red one with white dots and said they were tasty. That sentence resulted in a trip to the emergency room to get my stomach pumped.
You mean like bad mushrooms hanging out in dark alleys, smoking cigarettes, getting tattoos, wolf calling passing women, do the needle drugs and smokin' the doobies, maybe armed with a switchblade?
Or you mean bad like dancing with zombies in a graveyard to Thriller bad?
Hey, my Mushroom Guy, hahaha hahaha! Great April Fools joke!
I love your photos...my husband is currently carving mushrooms for our property. Keep your eyes open...he will send the King of Mushrooms a photo today?
i really hate to admit i have never ate any. Last night on Below Deck they had the best looking Truffles in Cream Sauce, i knew then i will get Truffles!
I'm thinking we knew each other from threads, didn't we? And the reason I think that is cause you said you were in Salt Lake City and I used to live there, and from the UK, and I used to live there as well
the amazing thing about mushrooms (to me) is that we share this earth with them, their biology/chemistry we do not know definitively when you consider whole genus fungi; they can kill us, enhance us, nourish us, make us trip balls; oh, and the structures in our bodies...
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Upon which everyone would reply “Luke, no” and you the reveal that you’re Jerry’s true alter ego.
But your joke works too, I guess…
You r "The mushroom man" !
Devoted, inspiring, motivated, hardcore, undeniable, one and only "Mushroom man" of this platform, and soon of the world!
They are even called STINKHORNS !
There's probably some sort of moral there ...
This is my favourite though: bleeding tooth fungus
Does that even work like that? 🤔
#Blessdd to those who also travel
https://youtu.be/7zczCyuHEVA?si=1S0e94tvHeK5gFIr
Then I was like 😆 🍄 😍
Or you mean bad like dancing with zombies in a graveyard to Thriller bad?
two wolves burning inside
only one can be out
... All mushrooms go to heaven?
I love your photos...my husband is currently carving mushrooms for our property. Keep your eyes open...he will send the King of Mushrooms a photo today?
The most warped , grew really strange kinda mushroom?
Are they such things?
Not ugly , let’s say uniquely individual
Truffles please!🙏
😅🫶🏼
I'd take a "this is an ugly mushroom" post though. Because nature is beautiful bit also kinda yucky sometimes!