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Few people know that Emperor & Lord Archimandrite Donald the 1st is a Kundalini Yoga master and credits his business & political success to this ancient mystical practice.
Trump Kundalini Academy™ offers the best classes to very fine people on both sides.
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Hi. I’m back after 6 months to ask again WHAT FREEDOMS HAVE BEEN LOST?
Seriously. Anyone?
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Cool. Can you do a political violence 2025 video?
I heard a bunch of electric cars got set on fire, a governor and his family suffered an assassination attempt, and there’s been a lot of people wearing black & white tea towels breaking stuff too.
Thanks!!
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Two outta three ain’t bad!
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Hard cheese.
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BOO! Surprise!
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@safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app @bsky.app
Still no response to this- WHY?
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Those empty places make all your food tho.
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Because economics?
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You small, petty hypocrites.
I love coming onto @bsky.app every now and then just to see you all coping so hard and having to scrape the very bottom of the most meaningless barrels.
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I’m convinced it’s the complete opposite.
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You are right!
Biden cannot get away with his crimes!
Do you think the SCOTUS should be able to overrule presidential pardons given to criminal family members too?
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Really scraping the bottom of the barrel now, Tea pain. What are your thoughts on hunter Biden getting pardoned, you fucking hypocrite.
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Heaven forfend you have to read something you disagree with!!
You will get bored here very quickly.
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It’s going to be glorious.
Listen to yourself tweeting a fake PM account to go full fascism to block political adversaries.
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That’s so meek
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No. The UK does that too.
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Mathematics existed millennia before the birth of the illiterate merchant warlord.
WHOOPS.
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That’s so grim. Seriously
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“Yt” people built the western world and invented just about everything that makes your life not a short infected medieval misery.
You should learn some respect.
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Why does it look badly photoshopped
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Look at your post and the comments it’s generated. Aren’t you sad?
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That’s the ticket
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Does confirm Barack took it up the arse then.
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Root and branch reform is undeniably needed. What would you suggest instead?
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Ha ha ha
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This is so meek
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We would like to offer you a free Kundalini yoga class for your birthday!
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Is your echo chamber more fun?
Don’t deny it. You miss us.
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I have to click through a content trigger warning just to access my own profile page.
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That’s Aleksey Zhuravlyov, not Vladimir Putin.
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All I ask is you show me /link exactly where he said that. Was it on video, in an interview?
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Awww darnit.. y’got me!
Because the whole missile thing is a hoax and doesn’t matter.. it’s boots on the ground.
In truth tho enough to get those missiles fired. They’re picking up brits/yanks on the front line all the time. We’re there alright- have from the start. But obviously it’s not broadcast.
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That’s so racist omg
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How have you not encountered that idea?
Unfortunately, it’s being used to mischaracterise the situation in the US. Sane in the U.K. - these immigrants cost a bloody fortune by every conceivable metric.
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It’s not a secret. Not even slightly
That is an ancient tenet recycled and mischaracterising what’s actually happening. I love how people think they’re fresh in on old ideas.
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Wow. I love seeing you reduced to this.
In the same week the Biden/Harris machinery started a proper hot war with Russia on the way out the door.
I know you are starting to doubt your own lies.
You have to be.
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You sound completely stupid
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Biden literally went to direct war with Russia on his way out the door and y’all still saying stuff like this.
How many memos are you not getting
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Are you still buying this HS?
Do your eyes lie?
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So much winning though. Are you tired of all the winning yet?
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You look so unhappy
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When did he ever say that
Seriously
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We’ve literally noticed no difference after a few million butthurt propagandised sheep and their celebrity idols came here to a strictly censored echo chamber.
But yeah ok.
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That’s not the reason in the slightest.
If you robbed all the billionaires of ALL their wealth you could run the pentagon for about 6 months.
How can people believe you, how do you believe yourself?
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I’ll try.
Rich people produce more jobs than gender studies students who just set fire to things and harass Jews while calling everyone else a nazi.
How’d I do?
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Rich people produce jobs.
Students set fire to buildings and harass Jews.
Kindergarten enough?
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Hey! Have you ever tried kundalini yoga?!