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So Dave then was making a documentary not a comedy!

Donā€™t you just hate and despise ā€œthe nigger of the houseā€ type creatures?!! šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©

At least the old degenerates of Washington DC will satisfy their daily needs of licking zionist asses

IMPEACH āœŠšŸ½āœŠāœŠšŸ»āœŠšŸ¼

The First Place Again

When ā€˜growing old togetherā€™ takes a turn for the too literal. Oneā€™s pulling out the chair, the otherā€™s pulling outā€¦ letā€™s not go there. The retirement home just lost its appetite. šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®

Hey Donnie, why not send your die-hard fan club over to Gaza? Theyā€™d throw themselves into the fire for you gratis. Itā€™s a win-win: your wet dreams get fulfilled, and the national IQ gets a much-needed boost. Patriotism at its finest!

IMPEACH āœŠšŸ½āœŠšŸ»āœŠ

Homo moronicus

A big call to action would be to #BoycottTheSuperBowl Do not watch any Super Bowl ads Do not buy anything for The Super Bowl Any meats from JBS, Tyson, Cargill, and National Beef #BoycottCocaCola However, The Super Bowl is more important for Americans & not the resistance #NaziMusk #EatTheRich

The love sparkles in the conference of Donnie & Bibi where they announced to displace Palestinians people was the stinkiest filthiest ugliest 69 ever in the history of the galaxy šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®

He wants to takeover Gaza. Didnā€™t he tell his herds no more overseas troops?!!!

Canā€™t wait till see part 2 ā€œHow to deal with a Zionist 101ā€

Tell me again who are the terrorists?!! #freepalistine

The true meaning

The smartest of his kind

The only thing more ridiculous than calling America ā€˜the land of the freeā€™ is calling Israel ā€˜the only democracy in the Middle East.ā€™

BPenis Shapiro praises the #tiktokban . Of course, what else did you expect from this cunt whose the official pimp of the Zionists genocides in America?!!

Good morning, everyone! Letā€™s take attendance. Any idiot here who still thinks America is a democracy? Raise your hand please . #tiktokban

The Zio puppeteers and their American puppet decision-makers were terrified when TikTok started revealing the truth they worked so hard to hide. Instead of facing accountability, they silenced the platform that exposed them. The ban is pure fear. #TikTokBan #FreeSpeech

At the end of the day, thereā€™s no difference between a 20-term democratic senator and a redneck MAGA slum. Their conflict is just about who gets to choke freedom harder. The TikTok ban proves they both fear the same thing: a platform they canā€™t control. #TikTokBan #FreeSpeech

When they lost control of the narrative, they slammed the window shut, the only one letting in fresh air untouched by their stinking lies. The TikTok ban isnā€™t about protection; itā€™s about silencing what they canā€™t control. #FreeSpeech #TikTokBan

All Glory To Gaza Gaza WonāœŒšŸ¼

Ugh.. this guy fucked up 2 veterans organizations financially, sexually assaulted multiple women & was publicly drunk at office gatherings on many occasions. Yeah..I want him in charge of NOTHING. @fetterman.senate.gov Your constituents and this woman says no to you okā€™ing his cabinet appointment.

Good morning all. Did the government wire those 8 billions dollars to Israeli as a response to LA fires or not yet?

Quick question: Does anyone know how many billions Biden sent to Israel to help put out the LA fires? Asking for a friend whoā€™s still waiting for clean air.

Oh look, LA is on fire, again. But hey, why bother investing in fire prevention or even basic infrastructure when we can ship billions overseas to our Israeli allies to fund more mass genocides? Clearly, ignoring the needs of everyday Americans is the hallmark of this ā€˜brilliantā€™ political regime.

Oh, fantastic job, Democrats! Passing on Bernie Sanders "who mightā€™ve actually given working folks a fighting chance" and instead rolling out shining heroes like Hillary and Biden. Because why settle for real progressive reforms when you can have the same old status quo? Bravo!

FUK NIXON

Sure, letā€™s keep blaming the poor for ā€˜draining the systemā€™ while the rich walk away with billions in subsidies. Guess those yachts and private jets need welfare too, huh? Priorities!

Isnā€™t it funny how MAGA folks are all about ā€œsaving the childrenā€ when it comes to banning abortion, but the moment itā€™s about babies in Gaza, suddenly their compassion takes a vacation? They go from ā€œevery life is sacredā€ to ā€œcollateral damageā€ faster than you can say hypocrisy!

This is the mother fkr who sold out America and its people to the Wall Street zombies for mere pocket change.