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What ever happened to masculinity? I miss when men were men. Deep inside each other. Like all the way in. A Russian doll filled with men being men inside of men, like God intended.

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Not to brag but most people have no interest in getting to know me

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

I am a grown man and if I had the resources I would hire another, bigger & stronger grown man to carry me around in a baby Bjorn

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This is one of those videos that has to be rewatched every single time it comes across your feed

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Get in, loser - me, during sex

submitted 81 days ago • 48 comments

We spend more money on our military than the next 26 countries combined

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Someone needs to just do it already

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You are more likely to die in a plain crash than a fancy crash

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

You have to cook them in hotdog-flavored water

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This is who hegseth put in charge of keeping the planes on the ship

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Happy to report that I woke up gay as fuck again this morning

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Jfc. When you’ve lost one of the most evil republican strategists of the last 50 years

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I'm not, like, *looking forward* to the possibility of the entire country crashing down around our ears, but there are some days when I wish it would just happen already so I can stop trying to plan for the future like things are normal.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

"cumspringa" just made me cackle out loud in the middle of a crowded airplane

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Here's your new winning all-gender bathroom sign

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

Yeah I’m a crypto-zoologist, I believe every crypto bro should be studied and gawked at in a zoo

submitted 40 days ago • 6 comments

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

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From this day forward my birthday will only be celebrated with a birthday burrito

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At no point does cnn even make the attempt to verify the claims made by the correctional workers. Legacy media continues to fail us

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The rose petal scene from American Beauty but it’s me covered in snacks.

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literally every time I talk to friends

submitted 69 days ago • 217 comments

And Don’t Forget The Pentagon Has Failed Its Last 7 Audits….

submitted 4 days ago • 77 comments

This is fine

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Impeach this mother fucker already

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What in the actual fuck

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Can we all just agree that every other person in the airport is an idiot?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You’re an adult. Move on from hp and the bigoted ass, wet paper bag of farts author. Stop giving this raging cunt any of your money

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Hot take: if you’re not going to read to your kids you shouldn’t fucking breed

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To say legacy media is not built for this moment is a gross understatement. The people destroying this country are being treated with respect.

submitted 7 days ago • 160 comments

www.salon.com/2025/04/10/t...

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Not straight, not gay, but a secret third thing: unfuckable.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

The data centers running all these ai engines are baking our planet and gobbling up water but sure, use ai to google shit. Jfc we’re so fucked

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I've said it before and I'll say it again because I have a terrible memory

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

I'm one (1) six-digit verification code away from a straight jacket

submitted 9 days ago • 31 comments

If you turn Paris upside down it becomes one of the alien ships from Independence Day

submitted 308 days ago • 4 comments

ACAB now includes USPS

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God damn it. I like her stuff but there is zero chance in hell I will watch anything created using ai

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The scary thing is that his idiotic followers will believe this to be true and act with the impunity of those who believe they’re in the majority

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Here is help: The Trevor Project US LGBTQ: (866) 488-7386 US Suicide Prevention Lifeline: (800) 273-8255 LGBT US Hotline: (888) 843-4564 Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860 US Runaway Safeline: (800-786-2929) US Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233 PLEASE REPOST, THANKS!!!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Friendly reminder that congress has the authority to stop trump's arbitrary tariffs at any time they choose

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Winks in geologist

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things have been tough pretty much ever since they made me change my passwords off 1234

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Oh this is bad. This is real bad www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

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I'm too unstable to put change back into my wallet when there's a line behind me.

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

Getting real tired of being too stupid to open the child-proof packaging edibles come in

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

At this juncture I’d like to point out: * we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing * there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world * a united approach could stop the climate crisis But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.

submitted 12 days ago • 398 comments

Gonna start a business selling over priced shit to idiots by lying and claiming to be a maga. If grifting is the new normal I might as well get my beak wet too. www.huffpost.com/entry/public...

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Reteaching people how to care about other people should not have to happen. Empathy is an innate thing that we’re all born with. Not caring about other people is something that is taught.

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