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submitted 7 hours ago • 58 comments

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

submitted 3 days ago • 115 comments

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

submitted 4 days ago • 140 comments

5 years

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

military tech has to be able to survive three key conditions: rain & mud; the heat and sand of the world's bleakest deserts; and whatever America's dumbest 19-year-olds can do to it. weapons that can level city blocks do not need the technology that locks people inside Teslas when the car is burning

submitted 14 days ago • 17 comments

Ms. Rachel had the same arc as Ta Nehisi Coates where learning the basic facts of the situation made her go “this is unambiguously wrong” and it freaks out the credentialists who think serious people are supposed to say it’s complicated

submitted 15 days ago • 11 comments

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

submitted 15 days ago • 172 comments

“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time

submitted 19 days ago • 87 comments

Raymond Chandler, letter to a friend, January 1948. Seems relevant beyond the specific Hollywood context.

submitted 31 days ago • 21 comments

ELTON JOHN: 🎵 Goodbye, gentle Pope.. 🎵 VATICAN CROWD: murmurs angrily ELTON: I’m not writing a new song every fucking time!!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Also, if it wasn’t clear, this isn’t some sappy “just hang on” kitten clawing for the last scraps of its life on an office motivational poster post, this is a direct rebuke of Democratic elected officials who think a strongly worded statement is the extent of their power. Fuck you, go do something.

submitted 46 days ago • 37 comments

Yeah good luck hackers all my files are named like copy of copy of copy of copy of copy of copy of add heading And also it’s normal to have a personal diary from an alternate life where youre a bunch of neopets’ mom if you found that, which you won’t, i think you would find it touching. piquant.

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submitted 64 days ago • 25 comments

ME: Have a Diet Coke. YOU: I don’t drink that garbage. ME: turns can around YOU: tearing up

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Things are looking up

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Up for auction today is this beautiful original 1960's toy from "The Jetsons" depicting the famous scene where George Jetson had sex with his dog Astro

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

⚠️ EMPTY YOUR BLOOD INTO THE COMPUTER. FORFEIT YOUR LIFE TO MACHINE. 🔘 Remind me later ⚪ Let's get started!

submitted 54 days ago • 7 comments

This is the same dude from Telemarketers who pretended to care about the elderly being scammed by fake cops but when asked to help just acted like it was beneath him.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Here's a Jackie Robinson quote for the LA Dodgers to consider today and especially tomorrow:

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

You are mad at the dodgers because they sign good players and spend money. Im mad at the dodgers because some loser dipshit insulted their most famous and historic player and they were like “we should go meet the loser dipshit” We are not the same

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

i’m gonna be honest: if you show up in my texts with james fucking carville, i will assume you’re just more of what got us into this and you think my civil rights are negotiable for 6 votes in erie county, PA or whatever.

submitted 60 days ago • 19 comments

I can't tell you how much joy I've gotten from the print edition of the Onion coming to my house. It is so, so good.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

From Sheehan’s latest newsletter

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Let March 31st be known as the first day we got good news this year

submitted 64 days ago • 32 comments

🙂

submitted 67 days ago • 172 comments

If you can learn to ask the right questions you don’t need the AI you just need to do the further learning of how to express the thoughts you have which is not impossible and can be very satisfying

submitted 71 days ago • 17 comments

if elon really believes that all his projects are being undercut by the dastardly george soros, that's mostly just really embarrassing for elon imo. a 98 y/o man with 1/100th of your financial resources is lapping you? and you're telling ppl abt this, in public? embarrassing!

submitted 74 days ago • 34 comments

Happy Saint Patrick's Day ☘️

submitted 78 days ago • 4 comments

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

submitted 82 days ago • 80 comments

Every time my phone rings I'm reminded of how I pay 80 dollars a month to ignore 30 spam calls a day and then text my friends via a free app. Capitalism is good.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

true story: I once saw a prominent AI executive get asked what his favorite book was, and he could only name a podcast he liked

submitted 83 days ago • 8 comments

I becoming convinced that Vonnegut actually was slipping through time

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment