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tujungadude.bsky.social
93.62% of my comments should be interpreted as snark
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I’m waiting for the new Bolt (not: bolt euv) all electric subcompact, that will replace my current 45mpg gas guzzling Honda Fit. www.theverge.com/2024/10/8/24...
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but uber eats really should have delivered that 10 kilos of fresh perch by now.
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wait Stephen Miller is lying to the American public, on Fox News? that's just unexpected.
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"Rich person take extremely expensive vacation, details at 11"
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man, I just took my snow tires off 3 days ago, and now I have to put them back on again. I blame Biden.
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marketing über alles
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chocolate rations increased to 33g this quarter.
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[quickly updates the last seven years of returns]
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or smiling. that seems like good advice.
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its a simple game. you throw the ball. you hit the ball. you catch the ball.
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what about the free kick? what does that do to a players handicap?
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[sentence diagrammer] ok, so … uh … ok, clearly the writer owns a biscotti, possibly colored like a 60’s appliance. and, uh…
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[John] there are many Hopkins - but this one is mine.
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2x4s inside containers of fentanyl
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I appreciate the effort. Thanks.
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NO whammys
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Please add me to the Colorado resistor pack, if you think appropriate. Thx.
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And bears.
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Yup.
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Any of Owe would be an excellent name for a band.
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If you get a dead mouse as a garnish, it’s a sign of respect.
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We saw footprints going up, not 100% certain it was theirs (but pretty likely, no other hikers recently), sneakers with no tread. We call folks like that (usually in a car and flip flops) “howfers”, as in “I just wondered how fer I could get”
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Fire is a known risk in energy generation, transmission, or storage. Address the specific risks, don’t panic about batteries.
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There was a rescue up here on the divide behind Kenosha two mornings ago. Someone walked up towards Webster pass, foundered in deep snow and called for rescue via satellite. We were hiking Hall valley that morning, 55 degrees, hard pack snow to walk on. No clue how they got stuck, or if overnight.
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… mediums? Like with a crystal ball?
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Wait in for the chirp
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Please come watch our sport …
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Oh god
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Would also have accepted: mandatory beer chug (sponsor opportunity!) before each tee shot.
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What now? Today's decision is EXTREMELY vulnerable to reversal at the 4th Circuit. The majority orders a "remedy" that flagrantly violates the equal protection clause—forcing those who voted in just a handful of counties to prove their identity ... or have their ballots nullified.